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andydp
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 Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:24 Post subject: Guys: If this was your situation, would you
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Michael: Catherine can't boil water
Michael Douglas says his wife Catherine Zeta Jones is a nightmare in the kitchen - and "can't boil water".
Michael revealed Catherine's lack of culinary skills while discussing her role as a chef in new movie Mostly Martha.
Speaking on a US chat show he said: "It's probably her greatest performance ever, because she's playing a chef and she can't boil water."
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HighHeat
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:29 Post subject:
I'd boil her water....
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purple hayes
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:29 Post subject:
With that kind of money, who cares?
Personal chef FTW!
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j1miller
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:42 Post subject:
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RangerG
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:49 Post subject:
I sorta think that she's gona boil Michael's "oysters" for that remark....
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gretriever
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:50 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | | I'd boil her water.... |
You over-rate yourself.
Or so I've been told.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:54 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | I'd boil her water.... |
You over-rate yourself.
Or so I've been told.
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Huh? 
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andydp
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 14:55 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | I'd boil her water.... |
You over-rate yourself.
Or so I've been told.
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Huh? |
Innuendo alert !!!
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.jrjo
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:02 Post subject:
I think we can all see it now in the divorce proceedings itemized alimony demands... "personal attendant to boil water, $1300/mo."
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Cappy
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:06 Post subject:
Then I guess Michael won't have to worry about finding any of his pet rabbits on the stove then 
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j1miller
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:06 Post subject:
| .jrjo wrote: | | I think we can all see it now in the divorce proceedings itemized alimony demands... "personal attendant to boil water, $1300/mo." |
I tried to put that in my divorce decree, but was denied.
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airehead
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:13 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Then I guess Michael won't have to worry about finding any of his pet rabbits on the stove then |
With him I always figure it's a matter of time!
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andydp
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:16 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | | .jrjo wrote: | | I think we can all see it now in the divorce proceedings itemized alimony demands... "personal attendant to boil water, $1300/mo." |
I tried to put that in my divorce decree, but was denied. |
Didn't you have a clause about "Ramon the pool boy" ?
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akern
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:19 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Then I guess Michael won't have to worry about finding any of his pet rabbits on the stove then |
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:37 Post subject:
In this new fangled world of already cubed cheese, PBJ already made and the crust cut off, surly you can buy boiled water at the store. 
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