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Phar lap
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 Posted: 07/26/06 - 07:04 Post subject: Great unanswered Questions of Our Time
There are certain things in life that seem to have no answer. For instance, Where are the four corners of the earth?
Why are flies too stupid to fly out through an open window?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why does monosyllable have so many syllables?
Any others?
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Cappy
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 07:22 Post subject:
Where do the missing socks go?
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TriBob
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 08:17 Post subject:
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 09:10 Post subject:
If your aunt were a man would she be your uncle?
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jrjo
Gone Fishin
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 10:04 Post subject:
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 10:05 Post subject:
Why hasn't that banner been changed? 
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Kimba90
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 11:15 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | Why hasn't that banner been changed? |
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 11:20 Post subject:
Why do you get in a car, but you get on a plane? I'll leave that to the wing-walkers, TYVM.
Why are they referred to as a pair of scissors and a pair of pants?
If fortification means a large fort, why doesn't ratification mean a large rat?
Why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 13:07 Post subject:
Why are there locks on 7-11 when they're open 24hrs?
Why does Ronald McDonald look scarier each time I see him?
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Location: www.johnnydu.com
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 13:24 Post subject:
Why is the ON TOPIC forum listed under the header OFF TOPIC??? 
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andydp
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 15:41 Post subject:
Why is it called French Dressing ?
Why is Phar Lap writing so much lately ?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toosie Roll Pop ?
Why are shows like "ET" still on ?
When will Britney Spears fade into the public unconscious ?
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 15:56 Post subject:
why are they called elevators or lifts? they go down as well.
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Phar lap
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 17:30 Post subject:
[quote="andydp" ]
Why is Phar Lap writing so much lately ?
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Two reasons Andy, I'm on 2 months long service leave and not running.
(achilles tendonitis)
* Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
* Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "Rush Hour"?
* Why isn't there any mouse flavoured cat food?
* Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 07/26/06 - 19:19 Post subject:
If I am JACKED UP why is everyone taller than me?  
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