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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 05/31/03 - 08:29 Post subject: Good Morning Everyone
Just shameless post padding here
> One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church,
> listening to the organ play.
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> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
> screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
> frantic effort to get away
> from evil incarnate.
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> Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly
> gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to
the
> fact that God's ultimate
> enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up
to
> the man and
> said, "Don't you know who I am?"
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> The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
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> Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
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> "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
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> Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid
of
> me?"
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> The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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