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coachmarkos
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 Posted: 03/24/04 - 13:45 Post subject: Funny phrases
hear any phrases lately that make you laugh...
post them here:
mine: turd polishing. That's funny.
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ShannonG
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 13:58 Post subject:
turdhugger
Shelf just called me a buttnut, which I love.
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 14:01 Post subject:
Assclown is always humorous to me. I use it constantly.
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RunsLikeAGirl
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 14:15 Post subject:
| MechEngDropout wrote: | | Assclown is always humorous to me. I use it constantly. |
I use assclown only when refering to a certain owner of my place of employment. I generally shorten it to AC.
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brie k
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 14:23 Post subject:
Shelfie's buttnut comment had me 
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 15:13 Post subject:
A friend of mine calls my son The Fartknocker.
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TriBob
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 15:27 Post subject:
snotlocker
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airehead
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 15:32 Post subject:
Read in a book recently:
"Well, son, is a pig's a$$ made of pork?"
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kristin31
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 20:35 Post subject:
"The toilet gives back change"
(Well, Larry found it hilarious)
I don't know where I got that.
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Phar lap
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Posted: 03/24/04 - 23:56 Post subject:
Muffin Tops.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift.
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airehead
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:01 Post subject:
| Phar lap wrote: | Muffin Tops.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift. |
 Thank you Mr. Phar for ruining the perfectly delightful muffins--of which the top is my favorite part-- in which I indulge in every blue moon. 
Muffin tops??? Now I'll think that everytime I see it!! Sad part is the descriptor fits perfectly.
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RunsLikeAGirl
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:23 Post subject:
| Phar lap wrote: | Muffin Tops.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift. |
Sad thing is, those muffin-shaped chicks always seem to get more action than I do.  I'm doing something wrong...good thing they just opened a Krispy Kreme around here.
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ShannonG
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:26 Post subject:
| RunsLikeAGirl wrote: | | Phar lap wrote: | Muffin Tops.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift. |
Sad thing is, those muffin-shaped chicks always seem to get more action than I do. I'm doing something wrong...good thing they just opened a Krispy Kreme around here. |
Why, why, WHY do overweight, unfit young women dress this way? If I want to see a spare tire, I'll look in a mirror, thank you. I don't need you sharing yours with me.
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elkid
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:29 Post subject:
| ShannonG wrote: | | Sad thing is, those muffin-shaped chicks always seem to get more action than I do. |
Are you saying fat chicks are slutty?
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ShannonG
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:31 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | Sad thing is, those muffin-shaped chicks always seem to get more action than I do. |
Are you saying fat chicks are slutty?
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I think you twitched on the quote key, Kid. I didn't say that. NOBODY gets more action than me.
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