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shelflifers
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 Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:26 Post subject: Funny mail received lately.
Today I received an email from Hooked On Phonics AND a letter in the mail from Model Search America.
It's been that kind of day.
How about you?
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copteacher
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:36 Post subject:
Robin and I each got one yesterday from a dating service
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cherylpf
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:43 Post subject:
Nothing too funny here. I get one about weekly from the cable service offered at my complex. will. not. give. in. of course, this means I'll be watching crap like "Married in America" on network as a result...how noble of me... 
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Cappy
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:52 Post subject:
Penis Enlarger
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airehead
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:54 Post subject:
Mr. Airehead gets letters from AARP already.
Colin, my 11 yo got an offer for a car and a credit card addressed to him. I knew he had more money than me, but just how much more??? 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:55 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | Penis Enlarger |
Don't MAKE me change the subject line to make you look silly!! 
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Sandy Cheeks
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:57 Post subject:
I get insane amounts of credit card applications. I need a shredder for all of them.
It's really not all that funny, though... 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:57 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | Nothing too funny here. I get one about weekly from the cable service offered at my complex. will. not. give. in. of course, this means I'll be watching crap like "Married in America" on network as a result...how noble of me... |
Hey Pfffffff,
I saw 5 minutes of it. Stale, terrible dialogue and....well, stale. You're missing nothing.
Next, they should do a Divorced in America where married couple go on the show and America votes for them to divorce...
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airehead
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 18:58 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | Penis Enlarger |
Don't MAKE me change the subject line to make you look silly!! |
Like what? Funny mail orders that you've received lately?
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shelflifers
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 19:04 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | Penis Enlarger |
Don't MAKE me change the subject line to make you look silly!! |
Like what? Funny mail orders that you've received lately? |
perhaps:
"All I want for Christmas is a..."
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shelflifers
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 19:06 Post subject:
| Sandy Cheeks wrote: | I get insane amounts of credit card applications. I need a shredder for all of them.
It's really not all that funny, though... |
True freakin dat, g doggy...
My damn college whores my information with the best of them 
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Cappy
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 19:09 Post subject:
I think I am on every mailing list in the country. At least with junk email you can block them. I get more junk mail at home than I do regular mail.
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airehead
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 20:04 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | I think I am on every mailing list in the country. At least with junk email you can block them. I get more junk mail at home than I do regular mail. |
If it weren't for junk mail, I wouldn't get anymail at all! I get more credit card offers--wouldn't they freak if they knew I was jobless!
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 20:46 Post subject:
how can it be that i get a Frederick's of Hollywood catalogue and an AARP mailing on the same day??
ever since my husband's heart incident at 38, we are automatically 75 and near death on every AARP mailing list -- it's too much WAY to soon.
and the Frederick's goes into the garbage before mr. even sees it--what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
stop it. now.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 03/05/03 - 21:09 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: |
stop it. now. |
great punctuation work. 2 points to you.
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