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RangerG
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 Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:07 Post subject: Funky D'town 911 - The series
So I am going out my side door yesterday and see my neighbor who has been installing a new side door holding his hand and wobbling around a bit...looks kina pale too.
Hey Mike...you OK?
Uhh...not really..
Need some help?...
Uhh...I think I have a problem..
What's wrong? (I am walking over to him at this point)...
Uhh....I had an accident...
 What happened?
I drilled into the end of my finger with the hammer drill...
OK...have a seat here and leme take a look...
Well..it's not bleading...how are you feeling...(I elevate the arm)
I'm woozy...
OK...where is J (his wife)?
Inside..
Hey J!!
What?
Mike had a little accident
*abject panic* *abject panic*
OK...now calm down...we need to get him to the hospital...and I need your cooperation...
*sniff* OK.... 
*THUD* Mike passes out...
Get me some pillows and call 911!!
C'mon J...get me some pillows to elevate his feet and call 911!!
She gets pillows and calls 911
I get feet elevated, put a drop cloth over him and keep the arm elevated and pressure on the finger...
Mike wakes up and looks around...
Hey there slick...or should I call you Tim The Tool Man??
Weak smile...why am I on the floor?
Uhh you passed out....your a little shocky there big guy...
Amulance arrives and I update the crew and the EMT's..(I know em all)
They all go to the hospital..
I clean up the tools and staple plastic sheeting over the door opening. Turn on some interior lights and lock the place up.
Got a phone call later that night...G...we love you! You are the best neighbor!!
Can't wait to get home an see if he's using the reciprocating saw yet. 
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:23 Post subject:
don't let him cut Robp down. 
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robp
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:26 Post subject:
Where the heck were you when I cut the end of my finger nearly off in the mower?
Good job on being the good neighbor Ranger.
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TriBob
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:31 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| RangerG wrote: | | Amulance arrives and I update the crew and the EMT's..(I know em all) |
Should I ask how?
Nice work. 
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:33 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | Where the heck were you when I cut the end of my finger nearly off in the mower?
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Laughing and pointing....
Well...you asked... 
Oh and...don't stick your finger in the mower anymore...M'kay?
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:34 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| RangerG wrote: | Can't wait to get home an see if he's using the reciprocating saw yet.
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Ya might wanna get involved before it comes out of the box...
Kudos to you for helping. I've been on his end too many times before, and you can't quite function the way you need to.
Next time I put a nail through my foot, mind if I call you?
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:35 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| TriBob wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | Amulance arrives and I update the crew and the EMT's..(I know em all) |
Should I ask how?
Nice work. |
Mike is the guy who owned the dojo at the golds gym in thorndale. Big guy. When he went down, his legs buckled and he started to drop, I stuck my arms under his armpits and lowered him the rest of the way...felt like a sack of cement...
Dang glad I have been working out...he's gota be 260... 
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gretriever
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:36 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | Where the heck were you when I cut the end of my finger nearly off in the mower?
Good job on being the good neighbor Ranger. |
Maybe Ranger can talk Mike into helping you the next time you work on your Dodge.
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:37 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| cdnhollywood wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Can't wait to get home an see if he's using the reciprocating saw yet.
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Ya might wanna get involved before it comes out of the box...
Kudos to you for helping. I've been on his end too many times before, and you can't quite function the way you need to.
Next time I put a nail through my foot, mind if I call you? |
Always ready to help my friends in America Jr.
You could introduce me to "Bacon Bits" 
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:45 Post subject:
You are a good neighbor. I'm not allowed to even look at the power tools at home or at the gym.  Hell, I prolly won't be allowed to touch the toaster anymore either. 
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 12:46 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| RangerG wrote: | Always ready to help my friends in America Jr.
You could introduce me to "Bacon Bits" |
Did she change her name again?!?
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karlene
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 13:00 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| cdnhollywood wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Always ready to help my friends in America Jr.
You could introduce me to "Bacon Bits" |
Did she change her name again?!?
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no she did not.
/its a pet name J1miller came up with 
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 13:22 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| karlene wrote: | | cdnhollywood wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Always ready to help my friends in America Jr.
You could introduce me to "Bacon Bits" |
Did she change her name again?!?
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no she did not.
/its a pet name J1miller came up with |
So you're her pet now.....
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 13:23 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| cdnhollywood wrote: | | karlene wrote: | | cdnhollywood wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Always ready to help my friends in America Jr.
You could introduce me to "Bacon Bits" |
Did she change her name again?!?
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no she did not.
/its a pet name J1miller came up with |
So you're her pet now.....
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She's everyones pet 
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karlene
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Posted: 08/25/06 - 13:23 Post subject: Re: Funky D'town 911 - The series
| cdnhollywood wrote: | | karlene wrote: | | cdnhollywood wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Always ready to help my friends in America Jr.
You could introduce me to "Bacon Bits" |
Did she change her name again?!?
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no she did not.
/its a pet name J1miller came up with |
So you're her pet now.....
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