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MastrBrewr
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 Posted: 11/16/04 - 16:15 Post subject: Friendship poem
Sent to me by one of my "Friends"
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Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true Friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastage who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath. . I pledge it till the end. Why?
Because you are my friend.
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genie
Master of Prissface
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Posted: 11/16/04 - 17:29 Post subject:
Ahhh....what are friends for? 
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andydp
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Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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Posted: 11/16/04 - 18:06 Post subject:
True friends like it when you are honest with them.
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Dancer
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Posted: 11/16/04 - 19:16 Post subject:
My friend sent me that too. Laughed my arse off.
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 11/16/04 - 20:12 Post subject:
like #8 the best
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