Friday Fubby questionaire time!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:02 Post subject: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
It's been a while and we got a bunch of newies around so let's get rollin! 20 questions created by me...after months of surveying and analyzing the demographics of RR , here they are...
1. your first name:
2. Your first name if it was up to you:
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of?
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night?
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be?
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty?
7. What was your favorite field trip in school?
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp?
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight?
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex?
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english?
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
19. Is your body a wonderland?
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up):
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:14 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
1. your first name: Alia
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Natasha
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Together? Black guy and quitar. Apart - my fave color and the state I usually am in.
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? a.m.
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Crack Ho
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Half Full. Half empty would be piss warm.
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? A living history museum.
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? No and no.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
B
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? Isosceles. Sounds like a dead Greek guy.
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) Emotional Tuesday.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? Operate without charge.
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E YMCA
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? Waste of Oxegen
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? Well, if you aren't careful, YES!
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) NO!!! Buncha geeks.
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? They do. Because you don't understand them doesn't mean I don't.
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? Survivor.
19. Is your body a wonderland? Depends. My man says so, but I think it's more like the haunted house.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up .) I write a mean blues song.
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:23 Post subject:
1) Steve
2) (don't know)
3) Purple - Barney. Hayes - Rutherford.
4) I was born in the morning, but not yesterday morning.
5) G-Dawg
6) Who under the age of eighty drinks that stuff?
7) Fire House (in Kindergarden)
No. Sure, why not?
9) E.
10) Isoscoles
11) When I dropped a bowling ball on my foot.
12) I'd like it to work.
13) Write-in vote for Super Freak.
14) Paper weight.
15) Hope so!
16) None of these.
17) He does.
1 Celebrity Death Row
19) No, more like a wasteland.
20) Ah'm a lover, not a fighter.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:25 Post subject:
1. your first name: John
2. Your first name if it was up to you: John, I'm not too picky.
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Lately things just don't seem the same
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? 11:59AM. I could always relate to the Blondie song 11:59. (probably a B side)
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? PH (pronounced 'F') and I could co-rap with pffffft
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? empty
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? Denver Museum
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? no and no
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
c)11-30
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? ISOSCELES
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? I want one with the built-in camera
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight?
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? YES
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) no, no, no and no
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? Mandarin Chinese would be cooler
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? Fear Factor - Almost tried out when the did auditions in Atlanta.
19. Is your body a wonderland? You can find out at www.ph-nude.com for a low monthly membership of just $9.99 billed discreetly to your credit card.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): Depending on who you are and what you want, I can be very helpful.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:28 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | 1) Steve
2) (don't know)
3) Purple - Barney. Hayes - Rutherford.
4) I was born in the morning, but not yesterday morning.
5) G-Dawg
6) Who under the age of eighty drinks that stuff?
7) Fire House (in Kindergarden)
No. Sure, why not?
9) E.
10) Isoscoles
11) When I dropped a bowling ball on my foot.
12) I'd like it to work.
13) Write-in vote for Super Freak.
14) Paper weight.
15) Hope so!
16) None of these.
17) He does.
1 Celebrity Death Row
19) No, more like a wasteland.
20) Ah'm a lover, not a fighter. |
I can not accept this form of answers. Get back in line and start again, sir.
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elkid
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:29 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
1. your first name: Lauri
2. Your first name if it was up to you: I like mine, but Tatiana's cool, too
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? either RR or stp.com ugly outfit co-wearer
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? no clue
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? The Notorious F.U.C.
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Schlitz???
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? Bronx Zoo
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? I can, but I would also like to punch prohemp
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky) g)100+
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? #1, but obtuse is fubbier
11. When's the last time you cried? Sunday evening
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? transport me at the push of a button to anywhere I wanted to go
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor? C) You Can't Touch This
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian - I love him!
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? only from those wearing manties hiding in the bushes
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? god no!
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? absolutely - I always wonder what's going on in the pups' heads
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? The Amazing Race
19. Is your body a wonderland? I am not answering this, because you will no doubt put it on file and end up in my bushes wearing manties
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): I f--kin' rock!
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:34 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
1. your first name:Mark
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Marcus
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Running Forums
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? like 4am, so early morning?
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? MC Whitey
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Half empty (time for a beer run)
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? The trip to the Devil's Gulch was cool.
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp?
I can do a hand stand, so this eliminates from from violent acts against prohemp, which I would like to do.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
b or c
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
Equilateral! What a square! (get it?)
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
Watching my kids at swimming lessons last week.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
reach out and slap the person on the other end.
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
C
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight?
he's a comedian, I don't know about trailblazing, but I have seen him live before, he's actually pretty funny
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex?
yes, from the "yucky" ones.
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
I was in band.
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? Nope.
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
Survivor
19. Is your body a wonderland?
Yes.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): My eyes are light blue, but kinda marbley looking so sometimes they look green, and stuff, and I have been told they are very attractive.
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:38 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | I can not accept this form of answers. Get back in line and start again, sir. | You could have just said the answer about the Schlitz was what set you off. That, or you're jealous you didn't think of Super Freak.
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She's a very kinky girl,
The kind you don't take home to Mother.
And she'll never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the streets, ow girl.
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:39 Post subject:
1 - Eric
2 - Eric (I've gotten attached to it)
3 - Those hayes socks that were posted a while back... not in purple
4 - Morning, I think... I don't really remember...
5 - Skinny White Boy
6 - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be
7 - We took a charter bus to the space center in MS
8 - No... no
9 - a) 1-5
10 - Equilateral
11 - April, 2001
12 - Float
13 - It takes more than that to get me to dance
14 - Insult to paperweights
15 - Yes... but they aren't called Cooties
16 - Yes... no... no... no... quiz bowl all the way bay-beeeee
17 - No, I've got enough people that talk to me
18 - Jeopardy? If I were on any 'reality' tv show, I would probably kill myself
19 - Yes it is
20 - Yourself is a good guy I guess... never been introduced though
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:40 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
1. your first name: Allison
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Imapig * Always fun at roll call!
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? My teenage years
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? All of the above.
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Choclate Wrapper
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Overflowing
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? The one where I cruised around all day and got liquered up.
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp?
Yes. for about 1 one hundreth of a second.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
I don't kiss and tell, you ninny.
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
ISOSCELES. Because I sosceles all the time!
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
Last time I kidney punched Joel. It hurt me more than it hurt him.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? Wipe my butt.
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
I'm more into mosh pitting.
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight?
He's a payphone usein mutha!
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex?
My husband gives them too me all the time. I just give them back when he's not looking.
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
I was a mathlete, in band, in Gifted, in Beta Club, and in between all that, I was usually in the bathroom getting high.
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? NO! I prefer pig latin.
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
As Akern Turns
19. Is your body a wonderland?
Definately.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up)
I love myself
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cherylpf
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:45 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
1. your first name:Cheryl
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Elaine, its my middle name, I always liked it better
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? yellow cycling gear
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? morning
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? PF-dawg
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? better be half full with another on the way
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? the zoo when it was raining once
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? I haven't tried in a while but I think so. So I guess that means I don't want to punch Pro?
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky) <---thank god, that little addendum really helps my count
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
mmm...gee, I'll say somewhere in the c range (my family's really not that big)
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? I saw Isosceles on his road tour in '89--he KILLS
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) well, there goes this distraction from work... I'm actually not sure, probably April when I couldn't figure out my asthma problems
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? is this your sublimenal way of getting market research? I have no idea.
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
Do you mean 'a fifth of beethoven' from Saturday night fever? regardless, probably you can't touch this.
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? there was a time I thought he was funny. That time has long since past.
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? yes. I know this to be true.
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) no to all of the above
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? yes
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? since bachelor rejection I'm leaning more towards Trading Spaces
19. Is your body a wonderland? you have to ask?? heck yeah!
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): I'm one groovy chick thats really happenin' in a far out way
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 11:58 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
1. your first name:
Initially the doc said "it's a boy!"
2. Your first name if it was up to you:
BillyJoeBobbyJack (it's a southern-fantasy thing )
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of?
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night?
Born in a hospital.. my parents have class
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be?
Fishcube
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty?
Still full, none for me please
7. What was your favorite field trip in school?
That would have been the Carter administration...no funding for trips
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp?
Can I chuck my 10-key at him instead?
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
b)... all wimmin
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
Isosceles.. no question
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
Forrest Gump
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
Cell phone?! I don't need no stinkin' cell phone
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
If white men can't jump, what makes you think we can dance?!
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight?
Scary.. just scary
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex?
I'm sure Milton Bradley toys are sold by wimmin too.
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
I'll plead the fifth
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english?
A talking chicken.. that'd be cool
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
Survivor ...I know I could win that thing.
19. Is your body a wonderland?
Nope and don't ask me again.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up):[/quote]
I really do think I'd look better with a mustache
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 12:19 Post subject:
1. your first name: Chris...my friends call me Woody
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Cooter
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Jimmi
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? 6:00am
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Vanilla Ice Cream
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? no brainer..half empty
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? The Alamo
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? No and No...it takes more than a handstand to get me pissed
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky) E
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? the shorter of the two
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) When I had to have my last dog put to sleep, and then had to bury him
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? "Beam me up Scotty
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor? Please Hammer, don't hurt em'
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? I'll go for the paperweight
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? Only if you forget to Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) None of the above...Baseball and The Beast $5.32 a 12 pack
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? Well, this is America....he'd have to learn the language or go back to where he came from
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? The Restaurant
19. Is your body a wonderland? Errrr...I would say it's being landscaped right now
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): I'm a good father and husband
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 12:21 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
| shelflifers wrote: | It's been a while and we got a bunch of newies around so let's get rollin! 20 questions created by me...after months of surveying and analyzing the demographics of RR , here they are...
1. your first name: Kathleen
2. Your first name if it was up to you:
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? A wise and wonderful genius...
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? Adopted...no idea!
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Boring white girl
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Please God let it be half empty so I have less of that crap to drink.
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? The zoo
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? No, and depends, does he get to punch back.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
C, except when I lived in KY, then forget it, I don't kiss and tell
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? Isosceles of course...
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
hmmm, a few weeks ago when my cat was ill.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
Pay for itself
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
Hammer time!
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight?
Paper weight
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex?
Duh...yes!
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
played D&D...my favorite was the paladin (and I had a pet psuedo dragon) not that I remember anything about it.
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english?
Nope, my lab nags me enough
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
None
19. Is your body a wonderland?
In my alternate universe20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): |
I may not be able to cook, but I can order out well!
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 12:26 Post subject:
1. your first name: Tim
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Dunkin'....yeah as in the donut
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? The scene in apocolypse now when they open up the cans of colored smoke
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? yeah
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Douche bag
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? half full...but not for long
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? Hershey Park - 8th grade
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch Joel? No and .. yes - early and often
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky) D
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? Isosceles..but I'm just being Abtuse
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) 6//24/03..I think
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? Beep loudly when I am about to leave the house without it
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E All but D
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? Pre-op transexual
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? no..but you can get other things
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) None of the above
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? no...ignorance is bliss
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? I don't know of enough to say
19. Is your body a wonderland? no it's a waterpark
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up):
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