Friday Fubby questionaire time!
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Wicked Flea
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 Posted: 07/25/03 - 12:37 Post subject:
1. your first name: Heyyou!
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Nobody. because then everyone would talk about me. "Nobody does anything around here", "Nobody is listening to me!"
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? my last black out
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? I was born on the "cusp" of something
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Scrawny B!%th Face, but only by those who love me
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? What's Schlitz?
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? Subway tour in NY
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? yes/maybe
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+ how come there are no negative numbers?
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? Obtuse
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) There's no crying in baseball!
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? dispense handi-wipes
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E Baby's Got Back
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? Who
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? Why do you think I am scratching
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) I was the lunch room lady
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? No I would want to bark
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? Amazing Race, I have a split personality so I could race with myself
19. Is your body a wonderland? Carnival ride
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up):
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shelflifers
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 12:42 Post subject:
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6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? What's Schlitz?
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What is Schlitz??!! What is air? What is life?
Good LORD!!!!!!!!!!
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pokychick
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 12:48 Post subject:
1. your first name: Donna
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Pokychick
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? amazing workouts
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? night
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? chick can't groove
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? neither Schlitz sucks
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? 
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? no and no
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+ What about a$$ kissing?
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? Bermuda
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) FILs funeral
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? I'm happy with the basics
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E see above rapper name
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? champion phone dialer
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? ewww yes
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) no to all
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? no way I get enough lip from hubby and kids
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? none
19. Is your body a wonderland? Mr Poky thinks so
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): I'm very laid back
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 12:51 Post subject:
Akern you damn near had me in tears laughing at your replies!
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 13:18 Post subject:
1. your first name:
Dave
2. Your first name if it was up to you:
Sekayi-Kemani
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of?
My college suitemates my sophomore year of college
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night?
8:03 pm - Kickoff of a Monday Night Football game. This is how I won Riff Raff FFL last year and why I spotted everyone the 1-7 record.
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be?
Johnny Mo-Fo
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty?
I don't drink
7. What was your favorite field trip in school?
Ship Island
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp?
Yes
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
This is confusing because I grew up in Mississippi and my cousins were HOT!!!
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
ISOSCELES. Clearly. Equilateral triangles are hard to laugh at because their angles are just so darn a cute.
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
The last time I watched Rocky. Really. He AIN'T NO BUM, people! He ain't no bum!!!
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
Allow me to make outgoing phone calls and receive incoming ones. Being able to hear the conversation would be a plus.
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
MaC Hammer, baby!!!
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight?
Still sitting on 14 minutes and 45 seconds.
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex?
Again, I'm from Mississippi. You have no idea.
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
No mathlete, No band, President of the Science Club, Never played D&D. But my geek resume still has lotsa street cred... "Gifted" class, Chemistry club, Safety Club. Computer Science major. Need I say more?
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english?
Let's start with not peeing on the carpet and work our way up from there.
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
Dateline NBC
19. Is your body a wonderland?
I often wonder.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up):
I can make myself poo a lot the morning of a race.
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Sahara
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 13:28 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
[quote="shelflifers"]
1. your first name:
Sara
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Jane
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? afternoon, I think
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Missy Off Beat
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty?hopefully as empty as possible
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? the pharmacy, they still used a mortar & pestle to make the kids' liquid medicine
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp?I'll try when I get home tonight, can do a headstand for sure though
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
isosceles are definately more funny
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) last week
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
knock sense into my neighbors
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
huh?
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? light weight
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex?
yes, from the same sex too, btw
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) no, no, no, no
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? no, i wouldn't want it to tell others all the disgusting things it sees me do
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
one of those room fixer-uppers with a very low budget on HGTV
19. Is your body a wonderland? ohhh, yes
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up) I'm not afraid of hard work.
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 13:35 Post subject:
First, some of your answers have been supah-fubby!!
1. your first name: Angela
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Angela
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? an athlete and father worth emulating
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? afternoon--didn't want to put my mom to any extra trouble
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? lil ang
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? enough left in the glass to appear polite, but not enough to get a refill 
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? We saw open-heart surgery at The Baylor School of Medicine
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? prolly not, my body has shifted horribly since I was 6--and NO!! Pro rocks!
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+ Either A or B
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one? Triangles are serious instruments, young man!!! They are not to be toyed with!!!
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) Seeing my son's new high school
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? first, that it work EVERYWHERE!!! And, since that isn't going to happen--Streets and Trips available on my phone
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E C for sure!!
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? He's someone's son, so I'd rather not totally dis him.
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? If you're lucky enough 
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) no to all
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? Spanish would be cool, then we could talk about the other dogs as they walk by
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? Emeril
19. Is your body a wonderland? My opinion--definitely NOT!!
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): I'll get back to you.
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 14:05 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
1. your first name: susan
2. Your first name if it was up to you: celinedion
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? 'scuse me while i kiss the sky.
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? evening
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? twentyadem
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? full (of crap) but still full
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? Braun's bakery
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? no and why yes, thank you.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+ B
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
Isosceles is shaped like me.
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
yesterday. and damn proud of it.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
vaporize morons on the road
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E YMCA
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? ICKY
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? Opposite sex has nothing to do with it. People are just generally cootie-ridden.
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) that would be a NO.
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? Well, if both of my kitties could answer the question "WHAT THE F DO YOU WANT CAT", my life would be considerably easier, so yes.
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? Fear of 45 Factor
19. Is your body a wonderland? yes. i wonder how it still functions..and it does, wonderfully
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up):[/quote] i'm a peace seeking missile.
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 15:13 Post subject:
1. your first name: Y-M
2. Your first name if it was up to you: "Your Highness"
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Hubba Hubba!
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? Night, 11:23 pm
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? "Miss Priss"
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Half-full. Blech.
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? Helms Bakery, it smelled good and they gave us a donut.
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? Yes, thank goodness for Prohemp.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
B
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Shelfie? There isn't anything funny about triangles! 
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) The last time I got stuffed head first into a trash can.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? Stop ringing.
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
MC Hammer rocks!
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? Who?
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? Absolutely. I've some now, wanna see?
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
If I said no to all of the above, do you have any way of verifying the veracity of my answers???
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? NO!
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? The one where people have to navigate their way around the world.
19. Is your body a wonderland? To some...
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): Even though I really don't get the attraction of SpongeBob Squarepants, I still consider myself an inherently good person. 
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 15:23 Post subject:
| omega lambda wrote: | | Even though I really don't get the attraction of SpongeBob Squarepants, I still consider myself an inherently good person. |
You are a great person, OL.
Pssssstt..... he's God!!!
http://churchofspongebob.org
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 15:32 Post subject:
1. your first name: Brian
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Brian
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Upside down guitars
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? ?
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? Busta Union
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Gimme a real beer!
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? Peanuts Pub 101, (Local watering hole)
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp? I probably could if I was pro hemp.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+ It's all so blurry.
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
You're making my head hurt.
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately) Last year when my mother was dying in the hospital.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do? I don't own a cell phone 
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E "I Wanna Be Like You" from The Jungle book.
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? Really don't know his stuff.
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? Just had a Cootie on a Stick the other day and, yes, it was served to me by a woman.
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff) I think the feild trip question answers this one too.
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? No.....I'd never hear the end of it!
18. What reality show could you see yourself on? World's Funniest Police Shootouts.
19. Is your body a wonderland? More like a Fun House I would think.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): I have a great sense of humour.
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 16:32 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
| shelflifers wrote: | It's been a while and we got a bunch of newies around so let's get rollin! 20 questions created by me...after months of surveying and analyzing the demographics of RR  , here they are...
1. your first name: Kristin
2. Your first name if it was up to you: Kristin. I'm kinda used to it. "Hey you with the face" would also work
3. When you hear the words 'purple' and 'hayes' what do you immediately think of? Jimmi!!!
4. Were you born in the morning, afternoon or night? Morning, 3:59 am
5. If you were a rapper, what would your stage name be? K2, of course!
6. Is the glass of Schlitz half full or half empty? Before or after that bull hit the room?
7. What was your favorite field trip in school? The "world series of rock, part II" at COunty Stadium. Oh, wait, that wasn't a field trip?
8. Can you do a handstand? If not, would you like to punch prohemp?
Yes. No, not until he does something to piss me off.
9. How many people have you kissed? (family members don't count, unless you're from Kentucky)
a)1-5 b)6-10 c)11-30 d)31-50 e)51-80 f)81-100 g)100+
Does this include tongue?
10. Which is funnier? An ISOSCELES triangle? or an EQUILATERAL one?
Iscoceles, baby!
11. When's the last time you cried? (if your answer is the finale of Joe Millionaire, please leave this forum immediately)
About 3 months ago.
12. What one feature/service would you like your cell phone to do?
Run errands.
13. Which song would most likely get you out on the dance floor?
A) YMCA B) Eat it by Weird Al C) You Can't Touch This or D) Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in E
YMCA
14. Carrot Top: Trailblazin comedian? Glorified paper weight? How about - Oxygen Thief!!
15. Do you still think it's possible to get Cooties from the opposite sex? OF course, why do you think they still sell RID?
16. Were you a mathlete? in Band? in the Science club? Played D&D? (if your answer was 'yes' to all of these questions, consider yourself the new moderator of Riff Raff)
Band
17. If you could choose, would you want your pet to be able to speak english? No, I'd like for her to speak lithuainian.
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
"Let's round up all of the stupid people and punch them"
19. Is your body a wonderland?
Of course.
20. And finally, say something nice about yourself (if you can't think of anything, make something up): |
I haven't hurt anyone today. And I promised to go all weekend without swearing AND taking Xanax at the SAME time all why BF's mother is in town. I think that there should be some sort of medal for that.
I've never, ever, kicked a dog and I never, ever will.
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 17:20 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
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18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
"Let's round up all of the stupid people and punch them"
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Can I host this show?
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 17:27 Post subject: Re: Friday Fubby questionaire time!
| shelflifers wrote: | | kristin31 wrote: |
18. What reality show could you see yourself on?
"Let's round up all of the stupid people and punch them"
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Can I host this show? |
There will be a rotating staff of hosts of which you may certainly be a part. There are far too many stupid people to put the burden on one host alone...(you THINK it sounds like fun but you'd have grey hair before you hit 30).
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Posted: 07/25/03 - 17:29 Post subject:
On my days off I'll just sit in the audience and super soak them with grape juice then...
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