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MechEngDropout
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 Posted: 02/03/04 - 21:12 Post subject: Fortunes
This is spawned from Sahara's signature.
What's the best fortune you've gotten in a cookie? With or without the phrase "in bed"?
Mine: Don't let what you can't do keep you from doing what you can do in bed.
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gretriever
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 21:33 Post subject:
The only fortune cookie I ever had had the message "This cookie approved by Inspector No. 23."
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 21:43 Post subject: Re: Fortunes
| MechEngDropout wrote: | This is spawned from Sahara's signature.
What's the best fortune you've gotten in a cookie? With or without the phrase "in bed"?
Mine: Don't let what you can't do keep you from doing what you can do in bed. |
dang it you shoulda asked me this on new years, i got the greatest fortune ever.
something about long life, prosperity, money and happiness... lol didn't say anything about sex, but i'm sure i could work it in there somewhere.
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thegman
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 21:50 Post subject:
Mine was: "Duck!"
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 07:43 Post subject: Re: Fortunes
| MechEngDropout wrote: | This is spawned from Sahara's signature.
What's the best fortune you've gotten in a cookie? With or without the phrase "in bed"?
Mine: Don't let what you can't do keep you from doing what you can do in bed. |
Your eccentricity adds color to others' lives in bed.
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msparks
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 09:53 Post subject:
 Long life is in store for you in bed.
Daily numbers: 8 3 0
Lotto Six #'s: 6 32 43 19 18 7
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airehead
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 14:28 Post subject:
*That wasn't chicken*
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 14:29 Post subject:
"Help! Let me out of here. I'm locked in a cookie factory, and they make me write all these weird sayings on them!"
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copdotcom1
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 14:32 Post subject:
My most recent said "Love can make a summer fly, or a night seem like a lifetime" That isn't really a fortune though.
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BamBam
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 14:45 Post subject:
"Oral sex make whole day, anal sex make (w)hole weak(sic)."
guess adding... in bed ...is rather unnecessary 
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Sahara
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 14:46 Post subject: Re: Fortunes
| MechEngDropout wrote: | This is spawned from Sahara's signature.
What's the best fortune you've gotten in a cookie? With or without the phrase "in bed"?
Mine: Don't let what you can't do keep you from doing what you can do in bed. |
I can always think of a way to make the fortune seem like it applies to me especially when I add in bed.
Another favorite: Conceit may puff a man up, but never prop him up in bed
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