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msparks
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 Posted: 01/12/04 - 11:23 Post subject: Fortune cookies?
Okay, so it happened like this:
At the end of the meal, my wife held two unopened fortune cookies in the palm of her hand. I selected one and in doing so said, "I hope it says I'm going to live a thousand years."
I cracked it open and read: "Long life is in store for you."
And on the other side of the fortune were Lotto numbers...looks like I'm gonna hafta play them because by the time I'm 750-years old, I'll probably be needin' some money.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 01/12/04 - 11:27 Post subject:
The best one I ever got said:
"Your eccentricity adds color to other's lives."
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brie k
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Posted: 01/12/04 - 11:30 Post subject:
I like the cookies, but if the fortune is something I don't want, I won't eat the cookie, thus null and voiding the fortune. I hope. Right after we found out that MIL had cancer, I got a fortune saying that I would inherit money. I destroyed both the cookie and the fortune. I got another one not long ago saying I'd be traveling and coming into a fortune. Destroyed that cookie and fortune as well. I don't like to take chances on fortunes that may mean someone has to not be here for me to obtain my wealth.
You, however? Go play those numbers!! And remember your needy RRers when you win. 
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thegman
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Posted: 01/12/04 - 11:30 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | The best one I ever got said:
"Your eccentricity adds color to other's lives." |
That's odd. I got one on Friday that read: "Your color adds eccentricity to others' lives."
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/12/04 - 12:08 Post subject:
Does anyone else add "in bed" to the end of your fortunes? Makes for some very interesting conversation. 
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Sahara
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Posted: 01/12/04 - 14:19 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | Does anyone else add "in bed" to the end of your fortunes? Makes for some very interesting conversation. |
YES... I'm a simple girl (read: easily amused) and laugh every time!
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 01/12/04 - 14:22 Post subject:
I got one a week before my wedding that said
"You are domestically inclined, and will be happily married."
I kept it in my wallet for about 5 years, but then I lost it.
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TimRuns
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Posted: 01/12/04 - 23:03 Post subject:
I never get anything accurate from fortune cookies...
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airehead
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 00:11 Post subject:
| thegman wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | The best one I ever got said:
"Your eccentricity adds color to other's lives." |
That's odd. I got one on Friday that read: "Your color adds eccentricity to others' lives in bed." |
I never knew, gman....
By gum, you're right, MastrBrewr--it does make it more fub!! 
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thegman
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Posted: 01/13/04 - 01:01 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | thegman wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | The best one I ever got said:
"Your eccentricity adds color to other's lives." |
That's odd. I got one on Friday that read: "Your color adds eccentricity to others' lives in bed." |
I never knew, gman....
By gum, you're right, MastrBrewr--it does make it more fub!! |
 Sheesh, I'm glad someone got that....
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