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andydp
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 Posted: 06/18/04 - 09:21 Post subject: For the ladies: Advice for your daughters
15 bits of advice mothers should pass on to daughters:
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
Send this to 10 BRIGHT Women to make their day!!!!!
Submitted by Cindy, Emmitsburg, Md.
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mickeyvw98
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Posted: 06/18/04 - 09:37 Post subject:
| Quote: | | Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone |
 
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robp
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Posted: 06/18/04 - 09:45 Post subject: Re: For the ladies: Advice for your daughters
| andydp wrote: | 15 bits of advice for men:
A woman is going to change no matter how much you like her just the way she is.
What do you do if your girlfriend walks-out? Call up that hottie you met at the gym the other day & set something up.
They put a man on the moon - they couldn't put a woman up there because there weren't any restrooms.
Never let your mind wander if your gf/wife is in the vicinity.
Go for younger women. You might as well - all they can say is no.
Women are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who is still enjoying life to the fullest.
Women don't make fools of men but they try very hard.
The best way to get a man to do something is to get him a 12 pack, order a pizza and  .
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, be nice to him.
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, women took forever when browsing in stores.
If she asks what sort of books you're interested in, don't tell her about your porn collection.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell her jokes, she won't laugh at them anyways.
Sadly, all men are created equal except for runners - they are the cream of the crop. 
Send this to anyone who is most likely bored to tears!!!!!
Submitted by Cindy, Emmitsburg, Md. |
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 06/18/04 - 22:00 Post subject: Re: For the ladies: Advice for your daughters
| robp wrote: | | Sadly, all men are created equal except for runners - they are the cream of the crop. |
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Posted: 06/19/04 - 10:06 Post subject:
I can't even pick a favorite!
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Cappy
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Posted: 06/19/04 - 12:28 Post subject:
I am copying this and forwarding to my lovely bride.
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