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purple hayes
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 Posted: 06/10/04 - 11:17 Post subject: Fire at the redneck library!
Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.
Truly a sad day. 
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BobM59
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 11:21 Post subject:
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 11:26 Post subject:
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 11:37 Post subject:
I'm sure the other book can be replaced. TV Guide will no doubt have a back issue.
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spongebob
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 12:43 Post subject:
In my redneck hometown, the volunteer fire station burned down. They lost the building and both of their fire trucks. True story.
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robp
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 12:48 Post subject:
| Runner X wrote: | | In my redneck hometown, the volunteer fire station burned down. They lost the building and both of their fire trucks. True story. |
Nice. In my redneck hometown (where I still live), we had one of our towns popo shoot himself in the hand while cleaning his service revolver. He thought it was unloaded....
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copteacher
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 12:54 Post subject:
PH=takes one to know one  
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Cappy
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 12:58 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Runner X wrote: | | In my redneck hometown, the volunteer fire station burned down. They lost the building and both of their fire trucks. True story. |
Nice. In my redneck hometown (where I still live), we had one of our towns popo shoot himself in the hand while cleaning his service revolver. He thought it was unloaded.... |
We just had a station in our county burn down for the second time in 20 years.
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 15:20 Post subject: Re: Fire at the redneck library!
| purple hayes wrote: | Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been
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<<hijack>>I hate this phrase <<hijack>>
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purple hayes
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 15:30 Post subject: Re: Fire at the redneck library!
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been
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<<hijack>>I hate this phrase <<hijack>> |
<<<hijack>>>
I hate when people hijack my jokes.
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 15:33 Post subject:
<<WHAT? And here I thought I'd get a nod for my respectable use of UBB. Way to shoot a girl down. You should just go, I don't know, buy a motorcycle or something.>>
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andydp
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Posted: 06/10/04 - 15:36 Post subject:
I couldn't resist guys....
You might be a Redneck if your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens ...
Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
You have a relative living in your garage.
Your neighbor asked to borrow a quart of beer.
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
None of the tires on your van are the same size.
You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.
Starting your car involves popping the hood.
Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
You whistle at women in church.
You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back seat.
You think people who have cell phones and e-mail are uppity.
A few more...
A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow ...
... However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are considered documentaries.
You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".
You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
A new lottery system is in effect in Florida. It pays out $3,000,000 to the lucky winner. That is, $3 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was almost destroyed by fire.. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.
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