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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 04/21/06 - 18:47 Post subject: Finally!!!
10001!!!!
Social Security
After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for
Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I
told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet
at Home "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social
security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability too.
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