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Kimba90
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 Posted: 06/16/06 - 07:25 Post subject: Finally! A Running Nightmare!
Ok, so I'm starting this ultra race, and it's all women (so I must have been thinking about the Sugar and Spice Ultra in Kentucky.) The trail is real narrow and there are these two annoying women who don't know how to run and they're giggling and just veering back and forth across the trail.
I get mad and decide to let them get ahead of me. I see my vehicle is parked nearby, so I drive home, then feel bad for letting them get the best of me. Then I drive back to where I stopped at the race, and now can't remember the course. And the course has now changed to an area of Cleveland. So I kind of run the way I think I remember the course, but of course I have now shaved hours and miles off the course.I finally see some runners, who are also carrying signs that say "will work for food" and I'm not sure they are in the race. I finally see a female with a race number and follow her in. We meet the other runners in a conference room and I realize I only ran about 10 miles while they did whatever length the race was, and I feel bad.
So I leave, determined to get my miles in. And I have somehow managed to lose my shoes. So I have no shoes, no money to get home. But I start walking toward home, which is miles away. I find some money in the street to use a payphone, but you know what? Payphones barely exist anymore!
Somehow I end up in a car, which is running, and then I realize I don't need a payphone, since I now have a car to use.
And that was it!
I have had my traditional running dream before the race, so everything is set!
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andydp
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 07:26 Post subject:
The only thing that would have been worse is if you were nekkid and late for class...
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robp
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 07:27 Post subject:
Will Work For Food! 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 07:30 Post subject:
The trail is real narrow and there are these two annoying women who don't know how to run and they're giggling and just veering back and forth across the trail.
akern, is that us? 
good luck kimba! you're set.
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 07:44 Post subject:
You creep me out.
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 08:17 Post subject:
this thread is funny.
Also, please remind me to never have Kimba fill one of my prescription bottles.
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 08:39 Post subject:
where's the mouse sized blisters and chaffing - you cann't have ultra dreams w/o them!
So you comming to Howl or what?
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 17:51 Post subject:
I got nothing today. Good Luck!
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TimRuns
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 18:33 Post subject:
| MechEngDropout wrote: | | You creep me out. |
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 06/16/06 - 21:50 Post subject:
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 06/17/06 - 07:29 Post subject:
| Ms. Jenn wrote: | this thread is funny.
Also, please remind me to never have Kimba fill one of my prescription bottles. |
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airehead
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Posted: 06/17/06 - 11:56 Post subject:
I blame the froot loops. 
Good luck girl!
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 06/17/06 - 15:01 Post subject:
Kimba, you think if you wore a dust mask at work or counted pills in a negative pressure hood the nightmares might stop? 
pills are not made by KFC, so stop licking your fingers after counting.
just a thought, either that or how long can you hold your breath< two four hour sessions maybe? 
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