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prohemp
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 Posted: 05/23/03 - 15:28 Post subject: Feeling dumb???? - then make....
......beer as your beverage of choice - here's why as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers:
| Quote: | "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." |
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 15:38 Post subject:
One of the best quotes evah. I wish I were Cliff.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 16:17 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | I wish I were Cliff. |
A chunky, middle-aged postman who lives at home?
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 05/23/03 - 16:20 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | I wish I were Cliff. |
A chunky, middle-aged postman who lives at home? |
I'm almost there. A couple more years, switch careers, and move back to Madison - no problem!
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