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Phar lap
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 Posted: 10/30/03 - 01:35 Post subject: Feeding instructions
When chucking out your stale bread and table scraps to the seagulls and other birds.....
Don't throw them directly into their beaks.
Throw them into the surf or among the rocks or other hard to get to places.
In this way; by making them work for it, we can improve their character.
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 09:41 Post subject:
Maybe so, but they'll still dump on our cars.
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Noley
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Posted: 10/30/03 - 09:53 Post subject: Re: Feeding instructions
| Phar lap wrote: | When chucking out your stale bread and table scraps to the seagulls and other birds.....
Don't throw them directly into their beaks.
Throw them into the surf or among the rocks or other hard to get to places.
In this way; by making them work for it, we can improve their character.
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But if those seagulls and other birds are still flocking around your head...not willing to work for it...have them go for the Alka Seltzer instead. That'll get them once and for all.
Care to know what happens when a seagull is fed an Alka Seltzer?I'm embarrassed to admit that I know what happens and NO I HAVE NEVER FED THEM ONE!
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