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airehead
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 Posted: 12/04/04 - 16:56 Post subject:
My doctor said that my nocturnal nymphomania was as of yet not under control. I shouldn't be around any men at night.
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/04/04 - 16:58 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | My doctor said that my noctornal nymphomania was as of yet not under control. I shouldn't be around any men at night. |
(translation: Mr. Aire is to be envied  )
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rolling rock
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Posted: 12/04/04 - 17:25 Post subject:
Oh come ON Akern. i can see you now..............you FLAPPER!
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 12/04/04 - 17:25 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | "I have leprosy and as such shall be quarantined." |
this is my personal fave.
how about
"Choir Practice. Rehearsing all those Eastern European National Anthems."
(inside Seinfeld reference)
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airehead
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Posted: 12/04/04 - 17:32 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: |
(translation: Mr. Aire is to be envied ) |
No, these are excuses for Akern. I have my nocturnal nymphomania well under control. Just ask Mr. Aire.
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elkid
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Posted: 12/04/04 - 17:38 Post subject:
"I'll be too busy spending my super huge Christmas bonus."
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/04/04 - 17:40 Post subject:
I have standards, mine must be above yours I see.
think honesty might work?
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elkid
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Posted: 12/04/04 - 17:43 Post subject:
"Sorry, I'll be taking down my Christmas tree."
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