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purple hayes
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 Posted: 07/08/03 - 09:34 Post subject: Embarrassing family secret
A half gallon of ice cream won't make it to the next day at our house. 
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elkid
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Location: hiding out in Philly
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 09:38 Post subject:
At Chez Partay there are usually more socks and underwear folded in a basket on the dryer than there are in the drawers they're supposed to be in. 
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jrjo
Gone Fishin
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 09:56 Post subject:
My belly button is off center
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keltic63
the kilted one
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 09:58 Post subject:
The proper response to the statement that an acquaintance (not family member or close friend) has died is "I guess they're not doing too well."
example:
"Buddy Ebsen died."
"Yeah, I guess he's not doing too well."
This could also be followed by:
"he was only 95."
"I wonder what was wrong. why would someone die so young like that?"
death can be a funny subject in my family
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Cappy
Excelent
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 10:00 Post subject:
A half gallon of ice cream wouldn't make it through the day in my house
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 10:46 Post subject:
Sometimes between trash pick up days the trash can stays around the side of the house and not the garage.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 11:07 Post subject:
We store dead bodies in our pantry...wha?? Don't look at me like that!!!!
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 11:15 Post subject:
Sometimes our "living room" area looks more like some sort of baby toy storage area, that has just been hit by a tornado that had previously visited "Laundry Mountain". 
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akern
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 12:10 Post subject:
We're perfect.
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kristin31
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 13:13 Post subject:
Ditto the socks and underwear. Also, there is a basket of clothes (clean, anyway) in the dining room). No one really knows why.
On any given day there areat least three boxes of partially eaten carryout food in the refrigerator.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 13:45 Post subject:
I live alone and can finish a gallon of milk in 4 days.
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purple hayes
Frightened Inmate #2
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 13:46 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | I live alone and can finish a gallon of milk in 4 days. |
Blame it on the cats. 
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pokychick
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 13:47 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | We're perfect. |
 
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 13:49 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | cherylpf wrote: | | I live alone and can finish a gallon of milk in 4 days. |
Blame it on the cats. |
No, they don't like milk. They eat the yogurt.
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Dancer
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Posted: 07/08/03 - 13:58 Post subject:
Between my husband and I we have 7 bikes.
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