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Ms. Jenn
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PostPosted: 07/08/05 - 08:27    Post subject: Email from the Safety Director today...
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Dear Folks:

It appears a couple of Utah construction hands decided to conduct an
experiment with their rough terrain fork-lift to once again try and
disprove the theories of gravity put forth centuries ago by Sir Isaac
Newton.

And to get a good view of the action it appears one of the construction
grade theorists decided that a perch on the forks of the machine was
necessary to prove once-and-for-all that this gravity nonsense just didn't
apply to the privileged few who simply could not be inconvenienced by the
so-call laws of nature.

Well, Sir Isaac can continue to rest in peace.

Gravity prevailed once again and at least one of the anti-gravity crusaders
ended up analyzing the results of the experiment from a hospital bed.....

http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_178163824.html


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purple hayes
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PostPosted: 07/08/05 - 08:30    Post subject:
While we're on the subject...

http://craneaccidents.com/
copteacher
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PostPosted: 07/08/05 - 08:35    Post subject:
ouch
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PostPosted: 07/08/05 - 08:50    Post subject:
No way am I clicking anything that says "accidents"
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PostPosted: 07/08/05 - 08:52    Post subject:
JACKED UP wrote:
No way am I clicking anything that says "accidents"


It shows a crane pooping on MastrBrewr.

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PostPosted: 07/08/05 - 09:01    Post subject:
Anti-gravity cruaders... where do I sign up?
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