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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 07:45    Post subject: E Bay is now offering (Blatant Sexual Innuendo)
The actual headline:

Student auctions breasts on eBay

Editor comment - American marketing genius at work.

I will refrain from actually posting the story here. You can link to it

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1422002.html?menu=news.quirkies

Safe to open at work or home.
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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 08:36    Post subject:
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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 08:46    Post subject: I don't sink that word means what you sink it means.

Main Entry: in·nu·en·do

Pronunciation: "in-y&-'wen-(")dO
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -dos or -does
Etymology: Latin, by nodding, from innuere to nod to, make a sign to, from in- + nuere to nod; akin to Latin nutare to nod -- more at NUMEN
1 a : an oblique allusion : HINT, INSINUATION; especially : a veiled or equivocal reflection on character or reputation b : the use of such allusions <resorting to innuendo>

If you refer to touching a woman's breasts as "thumping the melons" that's innuendo. If you talk about boobs as boobs and there is no euphemistic terminology, that's just information. There is no such thing as BLATANT sexual innuendo. That's an oxymoron.

So if you have a topic that is sexual in nature, it's not by definition innuendo. If you start your threat topic by saying something like "Woman starts her own melon stand" then that's innuendo.

Are we clear??

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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 08:49    Post subject: Re: I don't sink that word means what you sink it means.
Maddie's Wench wrote:
If you refer to touching a woman's breasts as "thumping the melons" that's innuendo.
If I referred to them as "thumping the melons", I'd get slapped.
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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 14:06    Post subject: Re: I don't sink that word means what you sink it means.
Maddie's Wench wrote:

Main Entry: in·nu·en·do

Pronunciation: "in-y&-'wen-(")dO
Function: noun
Yadda Yadda Yadda
Are we clear??

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Yea so we are. Next time I'll just tell it like it is - "Blatant SEX" !!
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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 14:37    Post subject: Re: I don't sink that word means what you sink it means.
andydp wrote:


Yea so we are. Next time I'll just tell it like it is - "Blatant SEX" !!


I knew we'd understand eachother. Smile
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PostPosted: 06/09/05 - 16:39    Post subject:
I am glad to see that the fact that blatant and innuendo in the same sentence is an oxymoron.
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PostPosted: 06/10/05 - 05:23    Post subject:
Floridaboiler wrote:
I am glad to see that the fact that blatant and innuendo in the same sentence is an oxymoron.



Oxymoron = A guy who puts too much Oxyclean in with his colored T-shirts and turns them white..... Embarassed

And those of you who have never made a laundry malfunction can just kiss my
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