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coachmarkos
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 Posted: 05/05/04 - 16:48 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | I'm a great dancer. Watch this. |
my next post was gonna be :
Watch this!
(thief!) 
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kattzoo
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Posted: 05/05/04 - 18:10 Post subject:
| Sahara wrote: | "... 'til death do us part"
Seemed perfectly reasonable at the time. |
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genie
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Posted: 05/05/04 - 18:26 Post subject:
| Sahara wrote: | "... 'til death do us part"
Seemed perfectly reasonable at the time. |
That can still be arranged.....I'm Italian, I got cousins
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omega lambda
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Posted: 05/05/04 - 18:55 Post subject:
I'm not sure how you spell it, but about 5 or 6 years ago someone told me the hot investment tip was communications. I said, "Ppssshhaaawwww!"
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 05/05/04 - 19:03 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | Dude, there isn't enough server space here for all the stupid things I've said |
i know how you feel... 
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/05/04 - 19:51 Post subject:
I won't drive the car into the lake, I swear!
Will you marry me?
I've got more than enough to buy another round.
(one of the above was made up)
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genie
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Posted: 05/05/04 - 22:27 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | I won't drive the car into the lake, I swear!
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Ted....is that you?
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 07:52 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | I won't drive the car into the lake, I swear!
Will you marry me?
I've got more than enough to buy another round.
(one of the above was made up) |
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It better be door number two.
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 08:06 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | I won't drive the car into the lake, I swear!
Will you marry me?
I've got more than enough to buy another round.
(one of the above was made up) |
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It better be door number two. |
Ding-ding-ding-ding. We have us a winnah!
For the record, I did promptly proceed to drive the car into the lake.
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The Running Wolf
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 08:18 Post subject:
I haven't had that much to drink--I'll be fine. Stupid A$$ Wolf
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Cappy
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 08:24 Post subject:
Wanna bet?
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robp
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 08:40 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: |
For the record, I did promptly proceed to drive the car into the lake. |
I managed to drive my truck into a swamp 14 yrs ago - approximately 12 seconds after telling my then 5 yr old son "Hey lets make a big splash in the road where it's flooded a bit!" How the hell was I to know the water was 6" deep and that a full size 4x4 would hydroplane like a frickin' air boat..... We came to a stop with junior's eyes the size of saucers. I verified he was uninjured (seatbelts ya know) and then proceeded to get out of the truck and immediately sink to my chest in 33 deg swamp water and muck (it was February). Struggled my way out, got him out of the vehicle and we walked the 1/4 mile to home. I was very unpopular with the X for a few days after that..... the kid still remembers it vividly to this day.
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 09:59 Post subject:
speaking to someone I used to run against at a race recently while dealing with menstrual cramping issues "well, at least I'm not pregnant, that'd be awful at my age". (she's a few years older than me and wasn't running because she'd just had a baby).....oops
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keltic63
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 10:12 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | gretriever wrote: |
For the record, I did promptly proceed to drive the car into the lake. |
I managed to drive my truck into a swamp 14 yrs ago - approximately 12 seconds after telling my then 5 yr old son "Hey lets make a big splash in the road where it's flooded a bit!" How the hell was I to know the water was 6" deep and that a full size 4x4 would hydroplane like a frickin' air boat..... We came to a stop with junior's eyes the size of saucers. I verified he was uninjured (seatbelts ya know) and then proceeded to get out of the truck and immediately sink to my chest in 33 deg swamp water and muck (it was February). Struggled my way out, got him out of the vehicle and we walked the 1/4 mile to home. I was very unpopular with the X for a few days after that..... the kid still remembers it vividly to this day. |
that would be a great memory to have!
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RangerG
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Posted: 05/06/04 - 13:24 Post subject:
Stupid statment #1.
Me: Flight Enigneer to Pilot..engines at 100%...EGT normal, no vibrations..we're turnin and burnin Sir...no Red X's and clear for takeoff....
Pilot: Everything is green?
Me: Yup!
Pilot: Going to full military power...
30 seconds later...pancake into the runway at Fort Hood Army Airfield....
Stupid Statement #2.
Air Crash Rescue dude (in silver suit): Drop those fire bottles and get the he11 outa here...this thing's gona blow...
Me: I gota save this ship, I signed for it.....
Air Crash Resuce dude: Your sitting on 4000 gallons of JP-4 Jet Fuel and your ship is on fire...you do the math!!
Me: I'm not leaving...I'll have to pay for this thing...
Air Crash Resuce dude: OK..get out NOW or I'm gona kick your azz!!!
Me: Nope!!!
At this point the guy picks me up and carries me outa the burining CH-47 and deposits me outside next to the truck. I cannot post the words he used in the ensuing conversation......
BTW...the engine had sucked up a piece of forign debris and it had exploded the port engine...
How often do you make two stoopid comments in one day...and end up with a safety award for trying to save government property?
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