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robp
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 Posted: 11/12/04 - 14:43 Post subject: Do your bragging here --->
Go ahead, we all got sumthin' to brag about.....
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BamBam
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 14:51 Post subject:
My wife and kids
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sonnylax
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 15:00 Post subject:
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas and manage time efficiently. I often tread water for three days at a time. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, the Russian Ballet scouted me, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after church, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I’m an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circle. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food at the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
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robp
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 15:04 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas and manage time efficiently. I often tread water for three days at a time. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, the Russian Ballet scouted me, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after church, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I’m an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circle. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food at the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. |
Man am I glad you saved that Canadian bakery!
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sonnylax
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 15:06 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Man am I glad you saved that Canadian bakery! |
I personally tend to downplay everything, but I don't perspire.
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 16:07 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas and manage time efficiently. I often tread water for three days at a time. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, the Russian Ballet scouted me, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after church, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I’m an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circle. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food at the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. |
Yeah? So what do you do the other 23 hours of the day? 
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 17:01 Post subject:
| BamBam wrote: | | My wife and kids |
I have an incredibly sweet, caring hubby... 
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 17:24 Post subject:
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I have an incredibly sweet, caring hubby... |
ya but, with incredible answers like that, he's going to acquire some secret admirers...........or maybe not (that secret, that is) 
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 17:41 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas and manage time efficiently. I often tread water for three days at a time. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, the Russian Ballet scouted me, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after church, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I’m an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circle. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food at the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. |
We're surely not worthy......
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 19:46 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas and manage time efficiently. I often tread water for three days at a time. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, the Russian Ballet scouted me, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after church, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I’m an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circle. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food at the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. |
Coulda just said you like the Oils too. That would've been enough for me. 
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 20:12 Post subject:
I've almost made it through today without killing anyone. 
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 20:16 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | I've almost made it through today without killing anyone. |
Sorry to hear, Aire.
That you're having a rough day, not the without killing someone part.
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 20:29 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | Sorry to hear, Aire.
That you're having a rough day, not the without killing someone part.
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Thanks! I think we can all brag that Gretriever is on our running forum!
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 20:49 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
Thanks! I think we can all brag that Gretriever is on our running forum! |
 Our dawg is top-notch!!!
and I hope your evening is going better than your day did, aire. 
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Posted: 11/12/04 - 21:03 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas and manage time efficiently. I often tread water for three days at a time. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, the Russian Ballet scouted me, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hand gliding. On Wednesdays, after church, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I’m an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circle. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food at the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. |
But what I want to know is, did you discover the meaning of life?
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