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Maddies Wench
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 Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:32 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | Maddie's Wench wrote: | | Gentlemen, it better be accuracy unless you clean the toilets. |
Sadly, I've seen three grown men down here, one my other half, having pissing contests into the ocean off of the back of the boat. Who can arc the highest, etc. |
That wouldn't bother me...in fact, that's how I domesticated my son. I told him anywhere outside in the back yard (we had a backyard surrounded by woods then) was fair game if he had to tinkle.
He still pees outside at his Dad's house, because that's what the men
there do. 
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:33 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | i so don't relate.  |
Distance... that's just uberNasty.
I have always been so thankful that the man of my house SITS. |
are you married to Larry David? 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:33 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | Laurie Ellen wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i so don't relate. |
Distance... that's just uberNasty.
I have always been so thankful that the man of my house SITS. |
Really? This just seems funny to me.  |
But is it funny when you're cleaning the yellow stuff off the walls around the toilet?? 
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:34 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | | Laurie Ellen wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i so don't relate. |
Distance... that's just uberNasty.
I have always been so thankful that the man of my house SITS. |
are you married to Larry David? |
Who's that?
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bpdou
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:34 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | i so don't relate. |
Distance... that's just uberNasty.
I have always been so thankful that the man of my house SITS. |
uh huh...sure seems to work better that way... reference prior disregard for accuracy vs. distance
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:36 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: |
Who's that? |
The co-creator of Seinfeld and star of Curb your enthusiasm.
He had an episode this past season about falling in the toilet, because he sits. it was really
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:38 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: | | Laurie Ellen wrote: |
Who's that? |
The co-creator of Seinfeld and star of Curb your enthusiasm.
He had an episode this past season about falling in the toilet, because he sits. it was really |
!!
M's way too big and strong to fall into a toilet. Although I promised myself I wouldn't think about him today.
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kristin31
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:47 Post subject:
The peeing off of the boat didn't bother me so much; in fact, it would be nice to have that ability rather than having to stop to go (especially after a few cocktails while out at sea...)
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copteacher
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 14:51 Post subject:
how accurate from a far distance is cool too.
not at home though.
In the urinal with no one around, accuracy is a gimme so distance baby
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 15:41 Post subject:
This whole discussion is revolting. Next topic, please.
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 15:45 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | This whole discussion is revolting. Next topic, please. |
Actually, this was considered a step up from LE's thread about tuna-macaroni salad. 
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Cappy
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 16:02 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | This whole discussion is revolting. Next topic, please. |
I will cast an absentpee ballot for accuaracy for you then
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jrjo
Gone Fishin
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 16:10 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | This whole discussion is revolting. Next topic, please. |
If we called it "art" would that make it okay? 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 05/11/04 - 19:58 Post subject:
| Pug wrote: | Indoors: accuracy
Outdoors: distance, though accuracy if you are trying to hit something in particular |
Nice to see us go into the gutter a couple of times today!
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 05/12/04 - 10:13 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | Gogirlgo wrote: | | This whole discussion is revolting. Next topic, please. |
If we called it "art" would that make it okay? |
You can call wizz whatever you want, jr. It's still wizz. Hence the quote "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."
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