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Cappy
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 Posted: 12/26/04 - 19:51 Post subject: Differences Between You And Your Boss
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is on a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked the rules of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're brown-nosing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 12/26/04 - 19:53 Post subject:
heh heh heh....that was funny...
The difference between me and my boss is I got a penis and she's got a vagina....... 
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airehead
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Posted: 12/26/04 - 21:18 Post subject:
| bburgoyne26 wrote: | heh heh heh....that was funny...
The difference between me and my boss is I got a penis and she's got a vagina....... |
There are no differences between me and my boss. I don't have b*lls and he doesn't either. 
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Posted: 12/26/04 - 21:53 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
There are no differences between me and my boss. I don't have b*lls and he doesn't either. |
LMFAO!!!!
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kristin31
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Posted: 12/27/04 - 22:11 Post subject:
For the first time in a long time, I like my boss . She is as direct (which for women, is unfortunately interpreted as bish) as I am. I respect that.
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genie
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Posted: 12/27/04 - 22:32 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | For the first time in a long time, I like my boss . She is as direct (which for women, is unfortunately interpreted as bish) as I am. I respect that. |
Did you just call yourself a bish?
My boss can be a really nice person but she's also a high maintenan.....errrr.....next question please! 
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copteacher
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 07:50 Post subject:
straight out of our bosses manual
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 16:53 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
There are no differences between me and my boss. I don't have b*lls and he doesn't either. |
POTD nomination here...
that's funny
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bpdou
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 16:53 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: |
POTD nomination here...
that's funny |
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genie
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 16:56 Post subject:
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Oh, you HAVE to answer this one!!! I've been waiting for something funny all day.....
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bpdou
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:09 Post subject:
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Oh, you HAVE to answer this one!!! I've been waiting for something funny all day..... |
oh no... Aire beat me to it. As much as I'd like to say "That's the biggest difference between me and my boss... I've got balls and he doesn't." I just can't bring myself to do it. It's just almost too easy.
I WAS going to say I trim my eyebrows and he doesn't...
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airehead
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:14 Post subject:
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oh no... Aire beat me to it. As much as I'd like to say "That's the biggest difference between me and my boss... I've got balls and he doesn't." I just can't bring myself to do it. It's just almost too easy.
I WAS going to say I trim my eyebrows and he doesn't... |
Don't forget the spine. You have one and he doesn't. Do we work for the same place???
True story: Our office supervisor (the ball-less wonder) asked my immediate supervisor about my "last day". She was shocked because, even though I'm a temp, the VP had given me a bonus and said I was part of the future of the company. She called the VP directly and he was furious! He fixed the situation.
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brie k
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:28 Post subject:
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Don't forget the spine. You have one and he doesn't. Do we work for the same place???
True story: Our office supervisor (the ball-less wonder) asked my immediate supervisor about my "last day". She was shocked because, even though I'm a temp, the VP had given me a bonus and said I was part of the future of the company. She called the VP directly and he was furious! He fixed the situation. |
what do you mean, fixed the situation? Decided not to give you the bonus? Or kicked mr. I'mwithout-balls in the a$$?
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airehead
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:29 Post subject:
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what do you mean, fixed the situation? Decided not to give you the bonus? Or kicked mr. I'mwithout-balls in the a$$? |
Oh no, he gave me my bonus and set the office supervisor straight!
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brie k
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Posted: 12/28/04 - 17:30 Post subject:
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Oh no, he gave me my bonus and set the office supervisor straight! |
Whew, and good!!
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