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andydp
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PostPosted: 03/22/06 - 14:56    Post subject: Difference between Men and Women
I think its been posted before but its funny...


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


A new wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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PostPosted: 03/22/06 - 15:05    Post subject:
*Ranger hands Andy Kevlar Riot Helmet and Kevlar Body Armor*


INCOMING!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: 03/22/06 - 15:09    Post subject: Re: Difference between Men and Women
andydp wrote:


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.


I have it on good authority that Rob tried to visit the 4th floor: wimmins that love sex, have money and LOVE to fish and hunt.
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PostPosted: 03/22/06 - 15:17    Post subject: Re: Difference between Men and Women
airehead wrote:
andydp wrote:


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.


I have it on good authority that Rob tried to visit the 4th floor: wimmins that love sex, have money and LOVE to fish and hunt.


5th floor involves off road vehicles, motorcycles and trucks with huge tires.

6th floor involves material that is best not listed on a public forum.

Construction crews are now adding a 7th and 8th floors for high end electronics and major sports.

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PostPosted: 03/22/06 - 15:30    Post subject: Re: Difference between Men and Women
airehead wrote:
andydp wrote:


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.


I have it on good authority that Rob tried to visit the 4th floor: wimmins that love sex, have money and LOVE to fish and hunt.


yeah I got there and it was empty.... Confused

My first marriage happened because I mis-read the sign at whatever floor I was on.... I thought it said loves sex and has money.... it actually read has sex (occasionally) and loves your money....
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PostPosted: 03/22/06 - 15:31    Post subject: Re: Difference between Men and Women
robp wrote:
airehead wrote:
andydp wrote:


The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.


I have it on good authority that Rob tried to visit the 4th floor: wimmins that love sex, have money and LOVE to fish and hunt.


yeah I got there and it was empty.... Confused

My first marriage happened because I mis-read the sign at whatever floor I was on.... I thought it said loves sex and has money.... it actually read has sex (occasionally) and loves your money....


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PostPosted: 03/22/06 - 20:58    Post subject:
I liked the spin off about the men's choices!
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