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MechEngDropout
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 Posted: 02/03/04 - 15:43 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | What about milk?
"So, if we squeeze here, like so, we get this liquid. No, it ain't yeller, so it should be safe...." |
Ha!
I think it would come from the human relation... "Well either my wife keeps having kids or I go to the barn."
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ShannonG
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 15:46 Post subject:
I think the milk thing happened when a human baby didn't have a boob to nurse on.
"Well the cow leaks the same way his mom did before that huge boulder fell on her. Let's try that!"
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 15:47 Post subject:
| ShannonG wrote: | I think the milk thing happened when a human baby didn't have a boob to nurse on.
"Well the cow leaks the same way his mom did before that huge boulder fell on her. Let's try that!" |
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kristin31
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 18:15 Post subject:
Well, what about tobacco? Who decided one day to wrap a plant up in paper, ignite, and inhale?
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 21:48 Post subject:
Why did someone decide to put a worm in the bottom of a bottle of Tequila? 
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 02/03/04 - 21:55 Post subject:
| bburgoyne26 wrote: | | Why did someone decide to put a worm in the bottom of a bottle of Tequila? |
They couldn't keep them out of the barrels in the factory, so they just left them in.
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