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copteacher
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 Posted: 01/14/03 - 10:20 Post subject: Did someone appoint Robp as a dude point giver?
Because I have not seen his application come across my desk yet.
If you want to grant the dude points. Ask the official Riff Raff dude point giver RRDPG for short.
Sign me
RRDPG.
btw, you seem to be on the dude point kick so I could expedite the application process.
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robp
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 10:52 Post subject:
Because in typical dude style I just typed up a freakin' 10 reason application to be a granter of dude points and deleted the sob somehow before posting it. back to the drawing board.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 10:53 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Because in typical dude style I just typed up a freakin' 10 reason application to be a granter of dude points and deleted the sob somehow before posting it. back to the drawing board. |
You're hired.
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copteacher
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 10:56 Post subject:
Excuse me Randy but I never saw your application either.
um. Robp you are hired.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 10:58 Post subject:
I've got your application RIGHT HERE!
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robp
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 10:59 Post subject: Offishal Application
I hereby request to be an official secondary granter of dude points based on the following dude qualifications:
1. I got guns man, lots of em. And I can shoot straight, kill it, grill it and eat it.
2. I got a boat man, a 16 footer with about $6k worth of fishing gear crammed into it in a very unorganized manner, 2 gas engines and an electric motor on it.
3. I got a 4 wheeler, a motorcycle and a big-assed 4x4 with a V8, a 4 barrel carb, dual exhaust and a snowplow. And it's usually filthy and has a bunch of empty beer cans in the bed.
4. I can run 10 miles and bench press my weight 10x with ease.
5. I spent more on my hiking/hunting boots than any article of clothing I own.
6. I've ignited farts in mixed company.
7. My office is a pigpen.
8. The only decorations on my office walls are photos of my kids in their official dude baseball uniforms and a poster of fishes of the great lakes.
I have more but I have to work now. If this ain't enough I'll bring the rest of 'em to light.
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copteacher
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 11:05 Post subject:
Nice application.
Here is Randy's
| Quote: | I make maps.
I love pretty colors on maps.
I had a beer once.
I fired a dart gun once when I was a boy and almost shot my eye out.
Salad, yeah bring it on. |
Sorry Randy, weak application, try again.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 11:07 Post subject:
That's fubby. You told me you loved maps, Joe. PH should revoke your title.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 11:13 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | That's fubby. You told me you loved maps, Joe. PH should revoke your title. |
Brief hijack: You really make maps? (I'm new 'round here) I love maps~ I can't have enough maps around. Not that I go anywhere. I love maps of Canada/Alaska the most, though.
Please return to your regularly scheduled highly evocative discussion about dude points.
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copteacher
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 11:15 Post subject:
I use them for real cool things, like studying history and battle lines and stuff. (Did I save my dude status)
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Sahara
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 12:07 Post subject: Re: Offishal Application
| robp wrote: | 6. I've ignited farts in mixed company.
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Questions for the dude, if I may...
Were you wearing any clothes during?
Singe anything?
What was the wimmin's reaction?
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robp
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 12:22 Post subject: Re: Offishal Application
| Sahara wrote: | | robp wrote: | 6. I've ignited farts in mixed company.
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Questions for the dude, if I may...
Were you wearing any clothes during? YES.
Singe anything? NO.
What was the wimmin's reaction? |
LAUGHTER AND THEN REGAINING COMPOSURE AND TELLING ME HOW GROSS THAT WAS.
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 13:09 Post subject:
I thought Rob was the Duece Master, but his application for Dude Point give is impressive.
You do drive a mini-van Joe.
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copteacher
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 13:12 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | I thought Rob was the Duece Master, but his application for Dude Point give is impressive.
You do drive a mini-van Joe. |
And you know why-We got it to transport Abby and all of her equipment and to have access to her while driving.
Our first choice was a Suburban but we did not have quick access while the vehicle is in motion.
minus 1 dude point for you Greg.
for the record, you are on the Dude point issuance committee by virtue of your blood relationship to me. Nepotism at its best
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/14/03 - 13:13 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: |
You do drive a mini-van Joe. |
Edited to say: good excuse Joe, you can keep those points.
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