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msparks
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 Posted: 02/13/06 - 14:33 Post subject: Dick Cheney's top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter...
...Harry Whittington.
10. Sick and tired of Whittington's "Hey, I'm having a heart attack" jokes
9. Pushed over edge by Dixie Chicks and Streisand blasting on pick-up truck stereo
8. Ongoing dispute over whether it's acceptable to torture quail before shooting them
7. Thought he saw Scooter Libby on other side of tree line
6. Bombed out of his gourd on Wild Turkey and Lone Star Beer
5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt
4. Was trying to impress Jodie Foster
3. Whittington's repeated ribbing that Bush is actually the "real president"
2. Targeting scope on rifle made by Halliburton
And the number one excuse given by Dick Cheney for almost blowing away hunting companion Harry Whittington...
1. Because he's a wartime vice president, damn it
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 14:34 Post subject:
Other than #2...
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 15:04 Post subject:
I'm wondering if maybe we could get Ruth Buzzie er Justice Ginsberg to go on a hunting trip with him?
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 15:08 Post subject:
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rolling rock
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 15:14 Post subject:
why do they hate quail?
jodie foster 
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 15:21 Post subject:
are you sure it wasn't peasant hunting? I hear the peasants are revolting ...
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 15:23 Post subject: Re: Dick Cheney's top 10 excuses for shooting fellow hunter.
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5. Companion's ill-advised decision to wear Moveon.org sweatshirt
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thegman
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Posted: 02/13/06 - 15:59 Post subject:
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