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shelflifers
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 Posted: 10/11/02 - 15:35 Post subject: Deep thought for the Weekend...
mmmm...a classic!
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says: 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
--Jack Handey
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akern
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Posted: 10/11/02 - 15:45 Post subject:
 That's one of my favorites.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 10/11/02 - 15:56 Post subject:
or another version of threatening...
"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. 'Hear that?' you say: That's dynamite, baby."
---Jack Handey
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rolling rock
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Posted: 10/11/02 - 20:10 Post subject:
stop - you are killing me
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 08/06/04 - 11:33 Post subject:
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 08/06/04 - 12:16 Post subject: Re: Deep thought for the Weekend...
| shelflifers wrote: | mmmm...a classic!
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says: 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
--Jack Handey |
see, JU, it could have been way worse what you did to that lady who left the doggie poo in your yard. you could have done this!
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andydp
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Posted: 08/06/04 - 12:32 Post subject:
Someone needs to check the Thorazine locker again....
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Posted: 08/06/04 - 13:45 Post subject: Re: Deep thought for the Weekend...
| crazyfrog wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | mmmm...a classic!
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says: 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
--Jack Handey |
see, JU, it could have been way worse what you did to that lady who left the doggie poo in your yard. you could have done this! |
Pip can sh*t in my yard anytime, no returns I promise! 
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 08/06/04 - 17:16 Post subject:
Good stuff.
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