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shelflifers
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 Posted: 08/26/03 - 12:27 Post subject: Deep Thought for Jueves..
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
-jack handey
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rolling rock
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Posted: 08/26/03 - 12:31 Post subject:
free drinks are so good.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 08/26/03 - 12:33 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | free drinks are so good. |
If ever offered, I am soooo there.
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elkid
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Posted: 08/26/03 - 12:37 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | free drinks are so good. |
If ever offered, I am soooo there. |
LIAR! YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR!!! I offered you free room & board AND free drinks for PDR and you won't come because you want to run some crappy, inferior mafia race. LIAR!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 08/26/03 - 12:43 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | | free drinks are so good. |
If ever offered, I am soooo there. |
LIAR! YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR!!! I offered you free room & board AND free drinks for PDR and you won't come because you want to run some crappy, inferior mafia race. LIAR! |
Put the letter opener down and step away from your desk, elkiddio. Time to find your happy place, yes?
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copteacher
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Posted: 08/26/03 - 13:15 Post subject:
carrying a soldering iron before electricity was around...I get it...
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