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shelflifers
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 Posted: 10/08/02 - 12:19 Post subject: Deep Thought! ants and firearms...
"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a million ants just to aim a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands. "
--Jack Handey
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rolling rock
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 12:25 Post subject:
pardon my stick-in-the-mudness, but who is this Jack Handey??
i think i like him.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 12:26 Post subject:
He's been a writer on Saturday Night Live, like forever. Anyway, back in the 80's (phil hartman/dana carvey/Kevin Neeland era), they'd have a pre-recorded skit called 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey.
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prohemp
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 12:30 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | He's been a writer on Saturday Night Live, like forever. Anyway, back in the 80's (phil hartman/dana carvey/Kevin Neeland era), they'd have a pre-recorded skit called 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey. |
was this after the Billy crystal martin short era??
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shelflifers
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 12:35 Post subject:
I'll take Amazing Titties for $200, Alex
Alex: That's Amazing TITLES!
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/08/02 - 19:19 Post subject:
after you kick out the gun you could drown them in raid
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