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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/12/02 - 17:58 Post subject: Deep Demotivator for Tuesday...
"He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said: Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others: I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun."
--Jack Handey
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purple hayes
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Posted: 11/12/02 - 18:01 Post subject: Re: Deep Demotivator for Tuesday...
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Somebody hold me.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/12/02 - 18:08 Post subject:
You've got Fido to sleep with...
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/12/02 - 18:39 Post subject: Re: Deep Demotivator for Tuesday...
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Think you need a hug
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/12/02 - 18:41 Post subject:
looks more like someone embracing their own diversity to me, cappy...
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akern
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Posted: 11/12/02 - 18:44 Post subject: Re: Deep Demotivator for Tuesday...
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If Joel could do that he would never be seen outside of his house again.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/12/02 - 18:51 Post subject:
Who says I leave my house?
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