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Molly600
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 Posted: 03/05/04 - 11:46 Post subject: Dear neighbor,
If you would like, I will call the paper and cancel your subscription. I can tell you are not enjoying your daily paper the way you should and I'm sorry about that. But it would help if you actually brought the papers inside more than once every two weeks. I do realize that you would have to take an extra 3 steps every day when you come home from work to pick the papers up, but it probably wouldn't kill you. If you aren't careful, someone will break into your house soon because seeing the 9 papers in your driveway someone that didn't have to look at them every day might think you were out of town.
Please let me know how I can help you with this dilemma. I'd actually be happy to just get your paper every day and cancel my own subscription.
Sincerely,
Your concerned next door neighbor 
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 11:50 Post subject:
Bonfire at Molly's!
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 11:54 Post subject:
Dear Molly600,
I've fallen and I can't get up.
your lame neighbor
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Molly600
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 13:09 Post subject:
| runaroundsue wrote: | Dear Molly600,
I've fallen and I can't get up.
your lame neighbor |
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. That would probably also explain why you haven't touched your flower beds since you moved in a year and a half ago and they look so bad you'd think the house was abandoned. Boy, hope you can get up soon and work on this stuff.
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airehead
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 13:26 Post subject:
| Molly600 wrote: | | runaroundsue wrote: | Dear Molly600,
I've fallen and I can't get up.
your lame neighbor |
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. That would probably also explain why you haven't touched your flower beds since you moved in a year and a half ago and they look so bad you'd think the house was abandoned. Boy, hope you can get up soon and work on this stuff. |
It sounds like your neighbor might be suffering from severe depression. Ignoring things outside of their house can be an indicator.
Or they're overworked and/or just lazy.
It could go either way. 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 13:45 Post subject:
dear neighbor
please STOP bragging at the bus stop that you've completed the following spring cleaning projects:
painted three bedrooms and remodeled them with new linens, etc.
had wood flooring installed upstairs
washed all inside woodwork
cleaned out and washed your kitchen cabinets
stop this madness before i accidentally trip you into that very icky snow/slushpile at the bus stop. i'd hate to do that. 
don't you have a half marathon to train for or anything? sheeeeeeeesh.
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elkid
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 13:56 Post subject:
Dear rock,
I must brag about these things. As you can see, I clearly have no life. By bragging, I can pretend that I do.
Love you to pieces,
Your Neighbor
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 14:08 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | dear neighbor
please STOP bragging at the bus stop that you've completed the following spring cleaning projects:
painted three bedrooms and remodeled them with new linens, etc.
had wood flooring installed upstairs
washed all inside woodwork
cleaned out and washed your kitchen cabinets
stop this madness before i accidentally trip you into that very icky snow/slushpile at the bus stop. i'd hate to do that.
don't you have a half marathon to train for or anything? sheeeeeeeesh. |
Molly600's neighbor??? 
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TimRuns
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 14:13 Post subject:
Dear person who took our money from the locker-room,
You may think you are smart enough to devise a new way to get people's stuff but sooner or later you're gonna be caught...
anonymous
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kattzoo
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Posted: 03/05/04 - 14:39 Post subject:
Dear Tim,
It's the weekend, and I have to buy a new pair of bolt cutters for my job. Could you kindly run to the ATM before working out this time.
Your annonymous locker room pal. (small bills please, 100's are hard to break)
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