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kristin31
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Posted: 09/28/05 - 17:48 Post subject: Dear Wedding Coordinator
I realize that you are somewhat new. However, just because I share an office with the employee who usually orders office supplies for the company does not mean I fill in for her when she is gone.
I am not your secretary. I am the controller of the damned company. Just because I have breasts does not make me more qualified to order office supplies, nor does this mean this is my job.
Pick up your own or figure out how to (!) order them yourself until she returns.
Thank you.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 09/28/05 - 18:04 Post subject:
That will have a better impact if inserted anally.
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j1miller
Puppy Love!
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Posted: 09/28/05 - 19:24 Post subject:
I feel like I just watched an episode of Designing Women.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 09/28/05 - 22:27 Post subject:
hey you, yeah the breasted one, did you order post-its?
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MW
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Posted: 09/29/05 - 08:11 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | That will have a better impact if inserted anally.  |
Oooh that stapler's gonna hurt.
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