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Maddies Wench
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 Posted: 11/11/03 - 15:22 Post subject: Dear Soon-to-Be Neighbors
Thanks ever so much for bringing that heavy earth moving equipment by on today of all days and for the free entertainment you provided for my son this morning.
Why, he even caught a snake while he was up on the hill.
signed,
Pestered Mama
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elkid
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 15:28 Post subject:
Dear Pestered Mama,
You're very welcome for the free entertainment. Watch for us next week when we do a raindance in only pasties and a thong as we gyrate to Notorious B.I.G. As for the snake, when's dinner?
Love,
Soon-to-be Neighbors
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genie
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 15:45 Post subject:
Dear Mama:
GUESS WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW!!! 
Love,
Ian
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 15:54 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | Dear Pestered Mama,
You're very welcome for the free entertainment. Watch for us next week when we do a raindance in only pasties and a thong as we gyrate to Notorious B.I.G. As for the snake, when's dinner?
Love,
Soon-to-be Neighbors |
Dear STBN,
Pink really isn't your color, here, try my purple ones. And if you get tired of B.I.G, let me know. I scored some good stuff not too long ago.
Signed.
PM
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elkid
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 16:01 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | Dear STBN,
Pink really isn't your color, here, try my purple ones. And if you get tired of B.I.G, let me know. I scored some good stuff not too long ago.
Signed.
PM |
Dear PM,
How did you that our Chief accidentally washed one of her most favoritest NYRRC race t-shirts with a burgundy rug and turned it pink?  To her credit said rug had been washed multiple times, but now she actually owns something pink besides that horrid race shirt of hers.
And if you ever get tired of Biggie, you ain't human, yo. To prove that rap is indeed thriving, look for a Christmas care package coming soon to a frigid state near you.
Fondly,
STBN
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 16:03 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | Dear Mama:
GUESS WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW!!!
Love,
Ian |
It went more like:
Mama, I FINALLY got a chance to talk to them and i asked them what they were doin' and he said "Playing in the dirt..what are you doing?" and then he turned the machine on and gave me the PEEEAAACCCCE sign.
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RangerG
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Posted: 11/11/03 - 16:50 Post subject:
Dear Ian's Mom,
We at the Larry, Moe, and Curley Construction Company pride ourselves on the professional demenor of our staff and work crews.
I has come to our attention that your son Ian has been teaching our construction crew words that normaly do not appear in their vocabulary, and that he has made radical changes to the approved drawings for site development.
When I questioned the Construction Foreman about the project timeline and changes, his response was...and I quote
"Look you freaking PizWat...Some dork in Engineering messed up these freaking plans, so Ian and us decided to move the foundation way the freak over there, and the tile field way the freak over there. We are going to stop cutting all the nice freaking trees down, and the crew and I were talking, and we want a freaking XBox and a TV for our lunch breaks, which we decided should last for a freaking hour, not a freaking half hour. That stupid Code Inspector was just here again to poke his freaking nose into things, so we threw him down the freaking embankment".
Now jump back in your freaking truck, and go home and let us do our freaking work.
After a closed door meeting with our Upper Management and Supervisory Staff, we have the following comment and question: As the new design has been approved by the zoning commission, and the property owners, and will cause the job to come in $8,000.00 under budget, how much would it cost to hire your son?
Best Regards,
LM&C Construction
Portland Maine
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