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cherylpf
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 Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:46 Post subject:
| AlaninTX wrote: | Dear Shuryl,
Put us away and leave us alone for awhile. We're tired.
Signed,
Your school books |
Dear Books.
GLADLY. 
the books think THEY are tired...I'll show you tired....I'll wear you out... 
signed,
pffff 
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gretriever
Hipster Doofus
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:47 Post subject:
Dear Mr. Ranger:
Reliable sources have told us you have possession of Mr. Rogers's sweater. Please return this to us.
You may keep the slippers.
Sincerely,
PBS
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copteacher
Adjunct
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:49 Post subject:
Dear Cheeks and Omega
I am hot for you
signed,
Bunsen Burner
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:52 Post subject:
Dear robp
i'm so lonely.
Your Pink Running Tights
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brie k
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Location: where the wild things are
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:52 Post subject:
Dear cherylpf,
We are here and waiting. Come. Get. Your. Fix.
sincerely,
Your crack supplier,
aka The Vending Machine
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Maddies Wench
Flailing Homosapiens
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Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:52 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | Dear Mr. Ranger:
Reliable sources have told us you have possession of Mr. Rogers's sweater. Please return this to us.
You may keep the slippers.
Sincerely,
PBS |
Dude, get it right. They were tennis shoes.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:52 Post subject:
Dear Robp,
How are we coming on buying that bed?
Signed,
Your couch
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:54 Post subject:
Dear Keltic,
Don't make any summer plans.
Signed,
The Weatherman
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Location: 1st in AFC West
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:54 Post subject:
Dear 6th grade,
Can we skip PE today?
It's windy outside, and I want to riff-raff.
Signed,
coachmarkos
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:54 Post subject:
Dear Alan,
DUDE! Watch something else already!
Signed,
C-SPAN
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airehead
Oompa Loofah
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:54 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | rolling rock wrote: | Dear PH,
was it good for you?
love,
your van. |
Oh.My.God.!!!!!! |
 POTD!!!!!!
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robp
Pyromaniac
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:54 Post subject:
Dear Pink Running Tights,
You are a figment of an overactive imagination so just disappear.
Rob
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Maddies Wench
Flailing Homosapiens
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Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:55 Post subject:
Dear elkid:
It's peanutbuttahjellytime! peanutbuttahjellytime! Peanutbuttah jelly peanutbuttahjelly peanutbuttahjellywithabaseballbat!
Signed,
The dancing jellybean guy with a wangdoodle.
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robp
Pyromaniac
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:56 Post subject:
Dear couch,
Shut up and lie there like a good couch.
Rob
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 10/02/03 - 14:57 Post subject:
Dear Rolling Rock,
Why do you hate me so? All I want to do is make you happy and healthy? 
Signed,
L-acidophilus
c/o Yoplait
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