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Maddies Wench
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Joined: 12 Jun 2003
Posts: 6103
Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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 Posted: 03/12/04 - 11:45 Post subject: Dear Partners of the Firm:
Please do not yell at me at for doing something that takes me three seconds but someone else felt THEY should do because it keeps her "finger on the pulse" of the due date list. Ummm...she's in HUMAN RESOURCES. It's a need to know thing, baby.
Please, sir, I don't want to know how much you make. It would only piss me off and using that as a reason not walk that 40 paces and get a file out of the cabinet...please.
Please, don't yell at me for moving a file that I have never seen in my life. Go on. Dust it for finger prints. I bet the only ones on there are yours and the poor intern that was here until midnight doing the extension for you so you could go watch the hockey game.
Please do not yell at me for not Fed-Exing something when you didn't ask me to...or write it on the route sheet...or send me an e-mail...you did not hire Miss Cleo.
I will, in future, try my best to emulate C3PO. It's obviously not a human you want to work for you.
Now, having said that....how 'bout you listen to my needs for just a minute. I am tired. My legs ache. I have a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat and it hurts. I never see my kid, except to kiss him goodnight and tell him to get up for school.
A little appreciation. A thank you. Come on, throw me a bone.
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