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JACKED UP
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 Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:42 Post subject: Dear Parents....
Yes, there is a tumbling/dance studio located on the 2nd floor of my gym. No, I do not know how much it costs or the class hours. I just rent them space. They have a phone# and are listed in the phone book in the yellow book under TUMBLING, how clever.  Apparently there is tumbling today at 1:00pm. However I would appreciate if you do not drop your children off at the gym at 12:20 for the 1:00 class.  Nobody is up there until about 12:50ish AND I do not run a babysitting service! Please don't be pissy when your older child calls and asks you to come get them and bring them back closer to 1:00.
Signed,
The b*tchy gym owner. 
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jrjo
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:52 Post subject:
I tell ya... you GOTTA write all this stuff down for a sitcom.
JACKED UP GYM.. tonight at 7pm on NBC.
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robp
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:53 Post subject: Re: Dear Parents....
| JACKED UP wrote: | Yes, there is a tumbling/dance studio located on the 2nd floor of my gym. No, I do not know how much it costs or the class hours. I just rent them space. They have a phone# and are listed in the phone book in the yellow book under TUMBLING, how clever. Apparently there is tumbling today at 1:00pm. However I would appreciate if you do not drop your children off at the gym at 12:20 for the 1:00 class. Nobody is up there until about 12:50ish AND I do not run a babysitting service! Please don't be pissy when your older child calls and asks you to come get them and bring them back closer to 1:00.
Signed,
The b*tchy gym owner. |
I had a strong dislike for many parents when I coached baseball. Practice is over at 6 pm, come get the little bastage by 6 pm, not friggen 7:30 pm.
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:54 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | I tell ya... you GOTTA write all this stuff down for a sitcom.
JACKED UP GYM.. tonight at 7pm on NBC. |
Hmmm... who would play her in the lead role?
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JUJR
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:55 Post subject:
and PS....
just because your child attended a program at the gym LAST YEAR,
does not mean you are welcome to come in and use the restroom and crap all over the place.....again! 
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andydp
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:57 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | I tell ya... you GOTTA write all this stuff down for a sitcom.
JACKED UP GYM.. tonight at 7pm on NBC. |
Hmmm... who would play her in the lead role? |
Rhea Perlman (Carla on Cheers)
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:58 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | I tell ya... you GOTTA write all this stuff down for a sitcom.
JACKED UP GYM.. tonight at 7pm on NBC. |
Hmmm... who would play her in the lead role? |
Rhea Perlman (Carla on Cheers) |
Height requirement's met.
Excuse me while I go hide. 
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jrjo
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:58 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | I tell ya... you GOTTA write all this stuff down for a sitcom.
JACKED UP GYM.. tonight at 7pm on NBC. |
Hmmm... who would play her in the lead role? |
I'm thinkin' Kathleen Turner... does JU have a velvet-fog voice?.. that's how I imagine it anyway 
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 14:59 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | I tell ya... you GOTTA write all this stuff down for a sitcom.
JACKED UP GYM.. tonight at 7pm on NBC. |
Hmmm... who would play her in the lead role? |
I'm thinkin' Kathleen Turner... does JU have a velvet-fog voice?.. that's how I imagine it anyway |
I thought Mel Torme was the velvet fog...
(this is known in legal terms as evading the question...)
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andydp
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 15:01 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | I tell ya... you GOTTA write all this stuff down for a sitcom.
JACKED UP GYM.. tonight at 7pm on NBC. |
Hmmm... who would play her in the lead role? |
I'm thinkin' Kathleen Turner... does JU have a velvet-fog voice?.. that's how I imagine it anyway |
I thought Mel Torme was the velvet fog...
(this is known in legal terms as evading the question...) |
Cathy Bates would be good too...
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rolling rock
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 15:05 Post subject:
they suck JU, just like the free tanning/shower jackass...they're trying to sponge babysitting off of ya.
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jrjo
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 15:05 Post subject:
If only Dharma was shorter.. she'd be good too.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 15:14 Post subject:
AND THEN THEY WERE RUNNING AND HORSING AROUND NEAR MY FREEKING BIKE WHICH I KEEP IN THE GYM BY ME! HELLO.......PLEASE GET YOUR KID AWAY FROM MY BIKE. I PAID MORE FOR IT THAN THAT F ING HEAP YOU DROPPED THEM OFF IN!
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TimRuns
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 15:15 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | they suck JU, just like the free tanning/shower jackass...they're trying to sponge babysitting off of ya. |
you can tie them to the treadmill and make them run until their parents come back 
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 06/08/06 - 15:16 Post subject:
Why don't you post a sign and give flyers to the tumbling people to pass out to the parents...
(tumbling people = weeble wobbles?)
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