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MastrBrewr
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 Posted: 01/06/05 - 13:08 Post subject: DO NOT USE FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 13:10 Post subject:
What about on the coffee cup, CONTENTS MAY BE HOT
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 13:15 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | What about on the coffee cup, CONTENTS MAY BE HOT |
My thoughts too.
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 13:29 Post subject:
flotation device 
hey kids! free water wings!
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mickeyvw98
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 14:17 Post subject:
Hair dryers have a warning label on them. Do not use when showering. 
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bpdou
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 14:20 Post subject:
Preparation H telling you not to use it on your mouth or lips.
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 14:45 Post subject:
LC sent me this from an un-named source about a year ago (several of these are foreign products):
- For a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
- Bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. "
- American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
- A child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
- Nytol: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and, again, the reason I am taking this is...)
- For a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
- Dial Soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
and my two favorites, one being obvious, the other, well, you'll see:
- On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or gentials."
- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (this may qualify as a WTF of the Year)
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 18:37 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | LC sent me this from an un-named source about a year ago (several of these are foreign products):
- For a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
- Bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. "
- American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
- A child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
- Nytol: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and, again, the reason I am taking this is...)
- For a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
- Dial Soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
and my two favorites, one being obvious, the other, well, you'll see:
- On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or gentials."
- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (this may qualify as a WTF of the Year)
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I definitely needed a good one today
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airehead
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Posted: 01/06/05 - 18:49 Post subject:
This morning I was looking for the mouthwash and I got to reading the back of the hair mousse can. It said, and I don't lie about this anyway,
| Quote: | | Be sure that your hair is completely dry before lighting a cigarette. |
yeah. I want to use a product that will potentially set me ablaze.
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