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shelflifers
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 Posted: 08/22/03 - 11:20 Post subject: DEEP thoughtski
When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.
- Jack Handey
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rolling rock
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Posted: 08/22/03 - 11:28 Post subject:
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TimRuns
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Posted: 08/22/03 - 13:55 Post subject:
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airehead
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Posted: 08/22/03 - 13:57 Post subject:
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 Jack is so perceptive!!
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Dancer
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Posted: 08/22/03 - 14:12 Post subject:
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Jack is so perceptive!! |
Too bad he's dead.
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Pug
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Posted: 08/22/03 - 14:14 Post subject:
*smacks head*
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 08/23/03 - 09:08 Post subject:
Ugh!
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copteacher
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Posted: 08/23/03 - 09:40 Post subject:
just ask for his greeno cardo
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shelee
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Posted: 08/23/03 - 11:26 Post subject:
LOL!
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shelee
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Posted: 08/23/03 - 11:28 Post subject:
| Dancer wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | TimRuns wrote: | |
Jack is so perceptive!! |
Too bad he's dead. |
Hey, wasn't it Al Franken who did that bit for SNL? hmmmm...
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