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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 11/15/05 - 20:17 Post subject: Country Music and Drinking Songs
You gotta love country music when they put out songs like this.
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Artist : Joe Nichols
Title : Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Genre : Country
She said I?m going out with my girlfriends
Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron?
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She?ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don?t mean nothing
She just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off |
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TreKay
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Posted: 11/16/05 - 08:58 Post subject:
Yes nothing is better than good ol country drinkin songs!! Thats why, Haggard, Coe, Jones and Hank Jr. are always close to the c.d. player!!!
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 11/16/05 - 18:31 Post subject:
| TreKay wrote: | | Yes nothing is better than good ol country drinkin songs!! Thats why, Haggard, Coe, Jones and Hank Jr. are always close to the c.d. player!!! |
I couldn't agree more!
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andydp
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Posted: 11/16/05 - 18:49 Post subject:
Isn't the title of this thread a redundacy ?
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 11/16/05 - 18:55 Post subject:
everybody knows this is the perfect country and western song:
Well, I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison,
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could get to the station in the pick-up truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 11/16/05 - 19:09 Post subject:
| bburgoyne26 wrote: | everybody knows this is the perfect country and western song:
Well, I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison,
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could get to the station in the pick-up truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train. |
That is one of the best songs Ever!!
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TreKay
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Posted: 11/16/05 - 22:40 Post subject:
| Floridaboiler wrote: | | bburgoyne26 wrote: | everybody knows this is the perfect country and western song:
Well, I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison,
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could get to the station in the pick-up truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train. |
That is one of the best songs Ever!! | Like I said you can't go wrong with Coe!!!
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