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Floridaboiler
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 Posted: 01/18/06 - 18:55 Post subject: Country Music Lyrics again
Here is another great one.
from: http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/adkins-trace/honky-tonk-badonkadonk-15326.html
| Quote: | Artist/Band: Adkins Trace
Lyrics for Song: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Lyrics for Album: Songs About Me
Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo
Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma 
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)
Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk) |
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airehead
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Posted: 01/18/06 - 19:04 Post subject:
That man has a great voice!
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 01/18/06 - 19:22 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | That man has a great voice! |
No arguments from me on that one, I just love that line.
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Posted: 01/18/06 - 20:12 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | That man has a great voice! |
I'm not a country music fan but I like him too. Love that deep voice.  And I actually have part of that song, as a ring tone on my cell phone.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/18/06 - 22:09 Post subject:
I really like him, also!
why do I think of JU's Gramma?
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/18/06 - 22:53 Post subject:
| j1miller wrote: | I really like him, also!
why do I think of JU's Gramma? |
Me too.
And she'd slap back.
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andydp
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 09:32 Post subject:
How about titles for country songs?
The Top 25 Best Country Music Titles
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure!
23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling!
21. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even!
20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You!
19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well!
18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You
13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Don't Miss Him Either
8. Please Bypass This Heart
7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the number 1 favorite country song is:
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up with A Few!!
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