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andydp
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 Posted: 05/20/06 - 14:18 Post subject: Costo Scam Warning !!!
Just got this via e mail and felt it needed to be passed on so others can avoid being ripped off...
Costco Scam Alert !!
I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.
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TimRuns
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Posted: 05/20/06 - 20:56 Post subject:
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TriBob
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Posted: 05/20/06 - 21:27 Post subject:
You think this would happen at BJ's. 
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blue
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Posted: 05/21/06 - 01:21 Post subject: Re: Costo Scam Warning !!!
| andydp wrote: | Just got thin via e mail and felt it needed to be passed on so others can avoid being ripped off...
Costco Scam Alert !!
I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. |
jokes on them - i don't even *have* a wallet.  
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RangerG
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Posted: 05/21/06 - 07:13 Post subject:
Yea, I had that happen outside a biker bar one night. She was hot too, walked up to me, smiled, and stuck a matched pair of 45's in my face.....then she pulled a gun... 
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/21/06 - 09:12 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | Yea, I had that happen outside a biker bar one night. She was hot too, walked up to me, smiled, and stuck a matched pair of 45's in my face.....then she pulled a gun... |
45,s wow this must have been a long time ago, i mean we've gone to 33's, cassettes, CD's and now up to MP3 players......DUDE your like OLD n stuff. 
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RangerG
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Posted: 05/21/06 - 10:19 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | Yea, I had that happen outside a biker bar one night. She was hot too, walked up to me, smiled, and stuck a matched pair of 45's in my face.....then she pulled a gun... |
45,s wow this must have been a long time ago, i mean we've gone to 33's, cassettes, CD's and now up to MP3 players......DUDE your like OLD n stuff. |
boob size you dolt!!
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 05/21/06 - 10:46 Post subject: Re: Costo Scam Warning !!!
| blue wrote: | | andydp wrote: | Just got thin via e mail and felt it needed to be passed on so others can avoid being ripped off...
Costco Scam Alert !!
I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. |
jokes on them - i don't even *have* a wallet. |
Manpurse FTW!
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 05/21/06 - 15:41 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | HYPERASHEL wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | Yea, I had that happen outside a biker bar one night. She was hot too, walked up to me, smiled, and stuck a matched pair of 45's in my face.....then she pulled a gun... |
45,s wow this must have been a long time ago, i mean we've gone to 33's, cassettes, CD's and now up to MP3 players......DUDE your like OLD n stuff. |
boob size you dolt!! |
Since this came from Ranger I was thinking Colt 45 (the pistol, not the beer!)
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RangerG
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Posted: 05/21/06 - 18:14 Post subject:
| Floridaboiler wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | HYPERASHEL wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | Yea, I had that happen outside a biker bar one night. She was hot too, walked up to me, smiled, and stuck a matched pair of 45's in my face.....then she pulled a gun... |
45,s wow this must have been a long time ago, i mean we've gone to 33's, cassettes, CD's and now up to MP3 players......DUDE your like OLD n stuff. |
boob size you dolt!! |
Since this came from Ranger I was thinking Colt 45 (the pistol, not the beer!) |
Unlike Hyper, you have a grasp of the obvious.
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