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PostPosted: 05/29/03 - 14:33    Post subject: Corporate Dichotomies
Yesterday we laid off two cow-orkers so parent company could get that much closer to a $1.4M savings.

Who made the decision? The president, based on a list of names he had received from the consulting company parent company uses.

When did we hear this? At today's monthly corporate meeting, where the Employee of the Month cash bonus was given. Right before we got a free lunch.

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PostPosted: 05/29/03 - 14:43    Post subject:
outside consulting company = kiss of death
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PostPosted: 05/29/03 - 14:46    Post subject:
What ya gonna do with that Employee of the Month cash?? Razz
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PostPosted: 05/29/03 - 14:51    Post subject:
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What ya gonna do with that Employee of the Month cash?? Razz


I'm making the guy who won it spend it at happy hour tomorrow! Very Happy
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PostPosted: 05/29/03 - 14:54    Post subject:
elkid wrote:
jrjo wrote:
What ya gonna do with that Employee of the Month cash?? Razz


I'm making the guy who won it spend it at happy hour tomorrow! Very Happy


Now THAT's a shrewd businesswoman!! Wink
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PostPosted: 05/29/03 - 15:05    Post subject:
how was lunch?
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PostPosted: 05/29/03 - 15:18    Post subject:
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how was lunch?


Various cold cuts, breads, salads, and cake. Nice spread for only 35 remaining people.
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