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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would??" (with a hurt look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: eek

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I often dream about a left-handed lady. dunno

Frightened Inmate #2

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That joke reminds me of the time I went away for the weekend. The evening I got back hubby had been polishing off all the Jack Daniel's gift sets he'd gotten for Christmas, and was a little tipsy. I asked him what he did on the weekend and he responded.
"Not much. But Clarissa that I work with said that if you were out of town and I was lonely I should call her and we could go for a drink."

Much spousal abuse ensued. Hubby now understands that women who want to get together for drinks when wifey is out of town are bad, and must be avoided.

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OMG.......are men really that stupid??? LOL

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