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purple hayes
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 Posted: 10/25/02 - 08:40 Post subject: Congratulations, you're gonorrhea! - Take the test yourself!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 08:42 Post subject:
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 08:51 Post subject:
i am um gonerreha (do not tell robin) 
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 08:57 Post subject:
i am an emotional drunk 
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camelia bedelia
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 09:06 Post subject:
I'm Rickets and an I'm so Drunk drunk. What a lovely combination.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 09:49 Post subject:
Congratulations, you're rickets!
Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.
You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 09:51 Post subject:
Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!
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Sandy Cheeks
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 12:04 Post subject:
I'm a Philosophical Drunk.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 12:11 Post subject:
I am Syphilis. Don't Screw With Me, Or I'll Give You Dementia.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 12:13 Post subject:
| rtpd113 wrote: | | i am an emotional drunk |
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runnergurl36
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 13:48 Post subject:
Hey--guess what---
I'm SYPHILS-
Maybe thats why nobody NAPS with me 
Vanessa
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 13:50 Post subject:
| runnergurl36 wrote: | Hey--guess what---
I'm SYPHILS-
Maybe thats why nobody NAPS with me
Vanessa |
Oh, God! This is the Sad post of the day. Guess what, Nessa? Bar's open!! What'll it be? 
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kristin31
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 13:53 Post subject:
Apparently, I need to have a talk with someone this evening, because I am also gonorrhea. Does this mean if I take penicillin I will cease to exist?
And I am a philosophical drunk (but I knew that one. Kind of sad when someone tells you "You know, you handle your liquor really well")
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runnergurl36
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 13:58 Post subject:
A drink sounds great....I love White Russians...
Vanessa
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 14:01 Post subject:
| runnergurl36 wrote: | A drink sounds great....I love White Russians...
Vanessa |
I'm here! I'm here!
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