Computer terms for Rednecks

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Oldy but goody!

1.Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
2.Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
3.Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
4.Byte - What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro
5.Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps
6.Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
7.Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
8.Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
9.Digital - The art of counting on your fingers
10.Diskette - Female Disco dancer
11.Fax - What you lie about to the IRS
12.Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
13.Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tatoos
14.Internet - Where cafeteria workers put thier hair
15.Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
16.Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
17.Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers
18.Modem - What ya do when the grass gets too high
19.Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
20.Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
21.Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
22.ROM - Where the pope lives
23.Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
24.Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast
25.Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
26.SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

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Computer terms for Rednecks

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