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copteacher
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 Posted: 10/21/02 - 21:17 Post subject: Common unknown laws
Laws of Life*
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five
items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will
forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to
the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your
taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what
happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted
to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will
soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when
stale.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home
from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the
parking lot.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 10/21/02 - 21:37 Post subject:
Very Fubby!
I will have to email those to my friends!
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 10/21/02 - 22:20 Post subject: Re: Common unknown laws
| rtpd113 wrote: | Laws of Life*
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five
items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will
forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to
the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your
taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what
happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted
to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will
soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when
stale.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home
from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the
parking lot. |
The unthinkable has happened. There are caps in Joe's post.
I believe I bet Grego that if this ever took place in a thread on RR that I would shave my head. Pass the shaving creme, please.
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/22/02 - 06:00 Post subject: Re: Common unknown laws
| Laurie Ellen wrote: |
The unthinkable has happened. There are caps in Joe's post.
I believe I bet Grego that if this ever took place in a thread on RR that I would shave my head. Pass the shaving creme, please. |
I suspect that rtpd used cut and paste to copy that into the thread. He does know how to use the CTRL key not the shift key. You can keep your hair LE.
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/22/02 - 07:13 Post subject:
do not shave LE-it was cut and pasted
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purple hayes
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Posted: 10/22/02 - 08:16 Post subject:
She said yesterday that she did a full body shave. I thought that meant that she was bald too. 
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/22/02 - 08:17 Post subject:
ph=dirty mind
stop those dirty thoughts ph you are both married
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