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MastrBrewr
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 Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:38 Post subject: Come see the violence inherent in the system.
| Quote: | King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed. |
We've been lacking some MP here lately.
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Laurie Ellen
Queenie
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:41 Post subject:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine
enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and
toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...
Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:42 Post subject:
I may watch that tonight.
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bpdou
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:43 Post subject:
And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.
Here endeth the lesson
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:43 Post subject: Re: Come see the violence inherent in the system.
| Quote: | | ... strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government... |
| Quote: | | We've been lacking some MP here lately. |
Yes. We. Have!
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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:46 Post subject:
King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.
King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land
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airehead
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:47 Post subject:
Ahhh. That feels good! A much needed MP Infusion!
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:47 Post subject: Re: Come see the violence inherent in the system.
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | Quote: | King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed. |
We've been lacking some MP here lately. |
Poor Dennis the 2nd grader, I'll have him in PE class again tomorrow, and this is all I will think of.
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:50 Post subject:
Well... what if we built a large wooden badger?
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HighHeat
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:52 Post subject:
I don't wanna talk to you no more you animal food-trough wipers! Your mother was a hamster and your father smalled of elderberries!
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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:53 Post subject:
Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastage. Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off.
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Laurie Ellen
Queenie
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:54 Post subject:
I've had worse.
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:54 Post subject:
There are some who call me... Tim.
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gretriever
Hipster Doofus
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:56 Post subject:
And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks.
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mickeyvw98
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 15:50 Post subject:
What's your favorite color?
Blue... no no. yeeeeellllllllllllllloooooowwwww
Run away before I taunt you a second time.
Hello? Who is it?
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